Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

He gives you a great big gator hug.

"Stay safe now, you hear me?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"You too Gator. Hopefully we'll meet again someday." I begin going towards the mall, to salvage items and equipment.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"And Sister has siblings. Presumably. I dunno. I'm not well versed on Mall Fight canon. If I were, I would tell you I think she's the female version of Sir Bryghtside and therefore technically is his sister, if I remember correctly. But, alas, I am not. So I won't tell you what I just told you I would tell you."
/logic

 

[DotSlash]

"Everything you just said went /whoosh. But I'm assuming that's because it's somehow related to Homestuck, which I still haven't read at all."

 

[Paddy the Second]

Bobby Kotick appears on the roof and shouts obscenities.

 

[RaNDM G]

He is assailed by a troupe of Juggalos.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Not really. As far as I know. It might be."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"HA!"

 

[DotSlash]

"fffffffuuuuuuuu- My stupidity knows no bounds."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I begin building a giant weather balloon.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I pat Slash on the shoulder.

 

[DotSlash]

I become slightly more depressed.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I hug Dot. "It's ok dude."

 

[DotSlash]

"Thanks Paddy. But... shouldn't we do something about those juggalos?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Nah, me and juggaloes are tight you know?" I fistbump a juggalo.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I pull a :? face.

"WTF Paddy."

 

[DotSlash]

"Ooooh.. I see. Carry on, then."
I return to Super Meat Boy on my laptop.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I finish making a massive Hot Air Balloon, with a small room hanging from the Balloon. On it, there are several propellers, powerful fire extinguishers, and weights. I phone everyone.

"Guys, gotta come see this. I got out way off this planet."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Okay, Zombie. But we're NOT going to Disney World."
I give Salt a stern glare, then head towards Zombie despite not knowing where he is.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Zombie I hate to break it to you but balloons aren't exactly good at interplanetary travel."