Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"If it could David, we wouldn't be in this mess."

 

[DotSlash]

"Guys, seriously... are we picking up Sig or not?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Anyway..."
I hold out a cocktail glass.

And then put it down, go through the process of making a martini, and pour the drink into the glass.

"Slash, who you you think is napping on your shoulder?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Us, then. But mine's more risque. Somehow. I guess. Because Knights are like honorable and shit and y'know."

 

[DotSlash]

I look over and see Sig there.
"Oh, this is awkward."
I calmly push him off so he flops onto the rest of the couch.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh please, how often in fiction has the noble, chivalrous knight seduced the innocent maid?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I hand everyone sandwiches, then sit down next to Slash.
"So, we're no longer in a space-mall... now we're in a hot-air studio flat."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Built by me. Your average mad man. So guys...take some guesses, as to what my aspect is. I think I know but, come on. Try it."

 

[DotSlash]

"This is like a set-up to a TV sitcom."
I look around for surveillance cameras.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Spehss."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I look around.
"Time?"

 

[RaNDM G]

You're not getting any higher, gentlemen.

 

[DotSlash]

"What Pad said."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Uh, Paddy hit the mark. Hold on guys."
I release the last few weights, and then activate the propulsion system.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"So, you know your aspect. Any idea what your class is?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Pretty sure the maid goes after the knight. Isn't that why Dave/Aradia is a thing?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah Gator said I was an Heir."

 

[RaNDM G]

You soar to a hundred thousand feet, eighteen miles above the surface.

That's a long way down.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Wow...Anyone wanna copy that Felix guy?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"How are we not passing out?"