Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[DotSlash]

"I'll respawn back on this thing, right?"
I set my laptop down.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oxygen tanks."

 

[RaNDM G]

You hear a large bang, and the sound of air rushing.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"..."
I pull on a parachute.

 

[RaNDM G]

It doesn't open.

You descend, very rapidly.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I reactivate the propulsion system.
"WE NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT!" I throw Woon out.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"ZOMBIE! DO SOME SPACEY BULLSHIT!"

"Or, y'know, murder a guy. That's cool too."

 

[DotSlash]

"Well, I did call this, so..."
I go back to the laptop.
"D'aw.... Wooooon....

 

[RaNDM G]

He desperately grabs onto a rail, tugging the craft down.

You're going down.

This is it. This is happening.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Cockcockcockcockcockcockcockcock."
I shoot Woon in the face, then toss Sigma and various furnishings out of the air-flat.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I use my sniper to shoot Woons hand off.

 

[DotSlash]

I calmly toss the couch out as well.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I throw out the giant heavy grey cube.
"Why did I even bring that?"

 

[Saltarius]

"OH GOD IF WE DIE HERE I JUST WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW I ONLY FEEL ATTRACTIONS TO SISTER AND PADDY! SORRY TO DISAPPOINT ANY LAST-SECOND LOVEMAKERS!"

 

[RaNDM G]

This is incredibly urgent. The ground is too close and coming in too fast. You better think of something quick.

YOU ARE HEIR TO A GREAT POWER.

You're not going to live through this.

NEVER FORGET.

You crash into the ground, kicking a shockwave of dust.

[HEADING=1]ACT 6: "We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert..."[/HEADING]

You and your friends float mere feet above the ground. The entire shuttle has collapsed around you.

You drop to the desert floor.

New Title: HEIR OF SPACE

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I lie down.
"IT'S COOL SALT! I STILL HAVE THE PICT-"
I suddenly slam into the ceiling. Then the floor. And then the fridge.
"-ures."

 

[RaNDM G]

Pictures? You were about to die, real permanent, non-respawning deaths. And you all you can think about is pictures?

 

[Saltarius]

"Burn them. I can't let Sister see."

 

[DotSlash]

"Hey Zombie, next time you wanna do the whole "savior" thing, do it faster."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I make moans of pain.
And mumble something snarky.