Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"So you're still alive. Good. I found a ring over there."

I pull out the ring to show Paddy.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I decide to leave Sigma to his own devices and turn around.
And then crash into a sand dune.
"Arsenipples."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I walk over and inspect the ring. "Wait how did you even find this?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I walk back to Salt and Paddy, then notice the ring.
"..."
"CONGRATULATIONS!"

 

[Saltarius]

"...What?"

 

[RaNDM G]

He thinks you're proposing.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I steal the ring and turn it into a smoothie.
"..."
I drink it.
"It tastes like ass"

 

[Saltarius]

"WHAT!? OHGODNO!"

I take my ring back and shove Paddy away.

"Sorry, but I'm not going to propose to you."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"SIGMA WHEN THE FUCKING CHRIST DID YOU GET HERE!?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I taste some of the sand.
"Hmm...Grainy. Yet...it's sweet? What the hell..."

 

[RaNDM G]

Clearly dehydration has made you delusional. You must find a way to civilization.

Again.

This theme is getting a little worn out, don't you think?

 

[Sigma Castell]

Explosions start happening everywhere. I raise my blender to the sky, the sand smoothie sloshing around in it.
"I WAS ALREADY HERE"

 

[Saltarius]

"Redtext, where are we?"

I also make it a point to hide the ring.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I stare as the sand turns white. Like...sugar.
"You know, that'd be for the best."
I sit down and start eating the sand. Handfuls at a time.

 

[Saltarius]

"Zombie what the fuck are you doing stop eating sand."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I slap Sigma.
"Now, let's go salvage some crap from the air-flat. Like the vodka. And the food. And the electronics. And the porn mags. And Slashy."

 

[RaNDM G]

There's a town called Barstow about three miles Southeast from where you are. You can get to the highway from there.

 

[MinimanZombie]

Salt has appeared to have turned into a banana.
"Salt, stop being fruit. This isn't the time."

 

[Saltarius]

"This is just because I had homosexual relations with Paddy that one time isn't it."

I drag Zombie by the collar southeast.

"Any info on this Barstow place?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"The future...is in the past... ON WARDS SALT!"