Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Great, the desert is made of Smile Dip."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Okay. I'll just get Slashy, then, shall I?"
I crawl back into the wrecked airship and traverse exposed wires and sharp objects. But it's all worth it. Because I get the vodka.
Then, I grab Slash and toss him out the window.

 

[MinimanZombie]

Everyone else's perspective
I drool pink foam.
My perspective
A giant dog does moon jumps, almost landing on us with every jump, but not quite. Always just missing.

 

[Saltarius]

"Fine then Redtext, fuck you."

I call Sister.

"So we're on some planet with a city called Barstow I think. Any info you can relay us?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I jab Zombie with a toe.
"Jesus, I downed a bottle filled with drugs earlier and he's tripping more than me?"
I throw the bottle at Salt.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"The sugar sand man...It's smile dip...It's awesome, you gotta give it a try!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Grk! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I'M SOBER, SALT! I CAN'T DEAL WITH HEAT SOBER! AND WE ARE IN A FUCKING DESERT!"
I throw Zombie at Salt.

 

[Saltarius]

I push Zombie off of me.

"TRILBY, STOP TRYING TO SEXUALLY STIMULATE ME!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"WHAT!? I WAS TRYING TO INJURE YOU! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? GOD DAMMIT!"
I punch Salt in the face repeatedly.
"SORRY IF THIS GETS YOU OFF!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I am suddenly riding a gaint moon-jumping dog. I grab Slash and Trilby and haul them aboard.
"TO ADVENTURE"

 

[Saltarius]

"IT DOESN'T!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"CAN'T ADVENTURE. BEATING SALT."

 

[Saltarius]

"LOOK ASSHOLE I CURRENTLY KNOW THE ONLY WAY TO GET US TO CIVILIZATION SO QUIT THIS SHIT. WHO KNOWS IF WE CAN RESPAWN."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I stop hitting Salt.
"I've been operating on the assumption that we can't since the Mall burned down."
I help Salt up and give him a half-full bottle of pills.
"And fuck civilisation, man."

 

[Knife-28]

I watch lazly as the warthog kicks up a small cloud of sand as me and Knife head towards the group's crash site.

 

[Saltarius]

"And no, I wasn't proposing to Paddy. I was jsut showing him the ring. Don't get any ideas about my intentions with it, either."

 

[MinimanZombie]

During my sand induced hallucinations, I somehow hail Knife for a brief second.
"Can I get a lift? The giant dog is ripping out a cats jugular. It's unsettling."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"..."
"I was congratulating you on finding some sweet ass loot."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Oh. Well it doesn't seem to do anything so it's currently a novelty. Maybe it'll be a Chekhov's Gun."