Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh I can so read you Redtext. Like a book. A god damn book. I ain't gonna forget about you...not yet anyway."

 

[DotSlash]

I turn to Salt. "Ring? Lemme see it?"

Also captcha = oontz oontz. Get to it, Salt.

 

[Saltarius]

"No Dot. My ring. What if I meet some nice girl who fancies me and I fancy her back?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Wait, you would actually propose to someone with a ring you found lying around in a desert?"

 

[DotSlash]

"Stop being so dramatic and let me see it, Salt."

I turn to the new guy.

"Sup. And yeah, they're probably dead. Our group has a tendency to blow shit up."

 

[Saltarius]

"Works for Tavros."

I turn to Eric.

"Oh fucking god, not you. Dot, stay away from him."

 

[DotSlash]

"...wat."
I now have a ;-; face.

 

[Saltarius]

"Just don't Dot."

 

[DotSlash]

"Let me see teh ring then."

 

[Saltarius]

"I JUST SAID WHAT IF I MEET SOME GIRL WHOM I FANCY AND SHE FANCIES ME BACK!?"

"Don't even try and play this game with me. I'm blind as shit and I know you're that same douchebag."

 

[DotSlash]

"YOU WON'T CAUSE YOU CRY ALL THE TIME. AND I JUST WANT TO SEE THE DAMN THING."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Maybe Dot is that girl."
I look at Dot.
"Yeah, you could make a decent girl."

 

[DotSlash]

I take a shard of glass out of my head and chuck it at Trilby.

 

[Saltarius]

"I DO NOT!"

 

[Saltarius]

"I don't love you Dot. That love is only held for two people and they don't reciprocate."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

It misses by yards.
"Dude, no. We don't know what effect the Mall's destruction had on our respawnability."
I down some vodka.
"Plus, I was just stating a fact."