Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[WafflesandBacon]

"Agreed." I stab him with Raven Razor for ironic purposes. I then burn my hands off for cleansing purposes.

 

[Saltarius]

"Tox I just said what happened recently."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I pull out Ravens Razor and examine it.
"So guys...how's the candy sand over there? It's great here!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Everyone ignore him, he's dead."

 

[Saltarius]

"I've got a ring."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I eat the ring. "Yummy."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I got hallucinations."

 

[DotSlash]

I start walking southeast for no foreshadowed reason.

 

[Saltarius]

I punch Waffles, making him cough up my ring.

"THAT IS RESERVED FOR MY FUTURE WIFE, YOU ASS!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I've got a fuckload of booze and drugs."
I peel something off my back.
"And a slightly buttered slice of cheese. And a murder pie."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Oh, do you mean, Aradia, Sister and some woman that gave you the time of day!?" I scream, coughing up a glob of spit.

 

[DotSlash]

I call back, [small] "Y'know, the one he'll never have..." [/small]

 

[MinimanZombie]

I snap out of my hallucinations for a second.
"I'd best warn you...the matrix was destroyed. Respawn matrix I mean. First it was burned to all hell, then it was obliterated in the hot air balloon crash. We're kinda fucked."

 

[Saltarius]

"One, why would I marry a fictional character, two, we're cool about my...episode. And three, fuck you."