Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"You cut me in half with a chainsaw. I'd class that as a fight."

 

[Saltarius]

"I was pissed because you were being an ass."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You have more of a right to be pissed off with Sister than me."

 

[Saltarius]

"At least Sister didn't have sex with me and blab to everyone about it, then proceed to leave."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Yeah but... I'm a terrible person?"

 

[Saltarius]

"You are."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I agree."

 

[Paddy the Second]

double post

 

[Saltarius]

"Like I said, if I knew where she was, I go. But I don't so we're stuck here."

 

[Knife-28]

"Well, I think we can safely draw on the conclusion that this town is deserted.". Knife says, donning a pair of shades as he walks over to the group.

 

[DotSlash]

I wake up and lazily roll out of the back cart of Paddy's scooter.
Realizing everyone left me alone, I decided to ride the scooter around town for a bit.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Or, the people here are heavy-ass sleepers. Have you checked every single room in the motel?"

 

[Saltarius]

"No, fucking really?"

 

[Knife-28]

"All the ones that arn't locked." Knife says to Trilby, "That is to say, about half of them."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"So we pick the lock on one that is."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, go check the ones that are locked."
I hand Knife a

Spoiler: leaflet on kicking doors in.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Wait, Sis, isn't baka like the buzzword for every tsundere ever?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I jump kick a door. "ARGH FUCK!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Paddy, that's the reception door. It opens inwards. We are inside. What did you expect to happen?"

 

[RaNDM G]

Yeah, what's your point?

You break your ass falling to the ground.

The door opens. The barkeep steps outside.

"Y'know you could have just knocked."