Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Just uh...nothing, forget I said it. Where are you exactly? Still on Anhur?"

 

[RaNDM G]

No, I left that place weeks ago.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I stand up. I fall back down. "I'm gonna need medical attention."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I pull a unicycle out of nowhere, and pedal into Salt.
"Whoops."

 

[Saltarius]

"YOU FUCKING-I'M TRYING TO HAVE A CONVERSATION HERE!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I take the phone.
"Sup Sis. Long time no speak. How's life?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Someone help."

 

[Saltarius]

I help Paddy up and slap him across the face.

 

[RaNDM G]

Oh. Hi Zombie... Uh... It's good. Things are good.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I fall back down. "I think something broke."

 

[DotSlash]

I walk into the motel and find the group. "Yo guys and barkeep dude."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Cool. Cool. Salt is having relationship troubles with Paddy. Cause those two are...You know."

 

[Saltarius]

I help Paddy up again and prop him up against a chair.

"WE'RE NOT!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Salt, Trilby has photos. So yeah Sis, want to talk about anything?"

 

[Saltarius]

"IT WAS A ONE TIME THING!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Hey, barkeep guy. Know if there are any people around here, apart from us?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Why don't we have a doctor?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Cool. Cool. Salt is having relationship troubles with Paddy. Cause those two are...You know."

Oh... They're still into that?

"There's this guy back here."

Xot walks in from the back.

"Yeah, I'm a doc-"

He takes one look at everybody.

"Aw shit."

 

[Saltarius]

"WE'RE NOT ANYMORE!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Barkeep. Is there a doctor here?"