Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"Eeeyup. But I'm assuming your new life is better than this shit."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Xot please tell me you can fix me."

 

[Saltarius]

"DAMMIT, I THOUGHT WE WERE RID OF YOU FOR GOOD."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Can I shoot this guy?"
I jab Xot in the face with the barrel of a shotgun.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Please don't Trilby."

 

[Saltarius]

"Do it."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I reach out to try and stop Trilby and fall off my chair.

 

[RaNDM G]

He shooes the shotgun away.

"What, did you pull that out of your ass?"

He sets Paddy up on the table.

"Wow. This is pretty bad."

 

[DotSlash]

"He's a doctor. I don't know about your grudges, but Paddy needs him. No homo."

 

[Saltarius]

"So, douchebag, what're you doing here?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"All of the homo! Ow."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Well, that guy over there was kind enough to give me a ride. A weather balloon, seriously, how did you think that was going to work?"

 

[DotSlash]

"Dammit Paddy, don't bring abridged up now.."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"It's not a grudge, I just haven't killed anyone in the past while and I'm starting to get antsy."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Please stop complaining and fix me. I'll pay you."

 

[Saltarius]

"Zomb, just give me the damn phone back."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I steal the phone off Zombie.
"I'm sorry, this call has been disconnected on account of Huge *****. Bluh Bluh, goodbye."
I liquidize the phone.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"...PFFFTTTHAHAHAHAHAHA!" I laugh my ass off.

 

[Saltarius]

"You...FUCKING IDIOT!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Sigma what the hell did you just do."
I blink.
"No seriously mate."