Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

Xot turns his attention back to Paddy's ass.

"Yes, this is the worst case of shattered ass I've ever seen. It'll take a while if I try and fix it with surgery."

He pulls out a Python and shoots Paddy in the head.

Paddy respawns.

 

[Saltarius]

I shove my claymore into Sigma's throat.

"YOU FUCKERS ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO DESTROY THE ANCHORS OF MY LIFE, AREN'T YOU?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"AAH!"
I jump at the gunshot and start shooting in Xot's general vicinity.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I kick my way out of a locked room. "HOORAY! The operation was a complete success! Here's some money."

 

[RaNDM G]

"I think forty cents would cover it."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"She knows It wasnt you. My voice sounds very different to yours. She can't blame you for something one of your idiot team members did can she"
I turn into a jet, bomb the Russians then fly into a nearby star.
Now I'm dead.
#Likeaboss
#YOLO

 

[Paddy the Second]

I pull out some notes. "I only have a Boonbuck. Whatever. Keep the change."

 

[Saltarius]

"THAT WAS MY ONLY PHONE! POSSIBLY THE ONLY PHONE FOR MILES!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I hand Salt the phone on the reception desk.

 

[Saltarius]

I call Sister once again.

"I apologize for the assholes I am forced to deal with."

 

[DotSlash]

Wait, the hell? we got respawns again?

 

[RaNDM G]

You should meet the last people I had to deal with.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Apparently so.
I give Slash a celebratory bullet hole in his face.

 

[Saltarius]

"Do tell."

 

[Sigma Castell]

#Immafuckingpanda

 

[DotSlash]

I respawn and boot Trilby through the nearest wall.

 

[Sigma Castell]

#somebodyplaysomemusic

 

[ShindoL Shill]

#somebodyplaysomemusic

I oblige Sigma's wishes.

 

[Sigma Castell]

#hellyea
#-dances-

 

[RaNDM G]

"As much as I appreciate the spontaneous bout of violence, does it have to happen in my motel room?"