Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

I whisper in Trilby's ear.

"Ask her about the baka thing."

 

[RaNDM G]

I heard that, Salt.

 

[Saltarius]

"N-NO! THAT WASN'T ME!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well Salt...Maybe Sis ain't for you. But you know what?" I pull on a suit.

 

[Saltarius]

"...I've recognized the fact that the two of us are incapable of a romantic relationship."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I push Salt away then smash a bottle over the table.
"Uh... yeah, Salt wants to know why you called him a 'baka' and a 'yandere'."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"What, no comment on my singing skills?"

 

[Saltarius]

"You're so-so."

 

[MinimanZombie]

My jaw drops.
"I fucking nailed that song!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Hey, that's life."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh Salt. If I hadn't mellowed out, I'd strangle you. There's also the fact that..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Um..."


"There."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Salt, want to know what Sister will say next time you speak to her?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh that's fucking it."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Lets tone this down a notch."

 

[Saltarius]

"Alright just...let's stop this right here and talk normally."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah, my throat hurts from the singing. So what do you want to talk about?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Still on the phone here guys."

 

[DotSlash]

I start poking around the rooms, kicking in doors.
"'Scuse me... -kick- Pardon me... -kick- Oh, ewww."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Fuck this."
I down a bottle of pills.