Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

"Uh... yeah, Salt wants to know why you called him a 'baka' and a 'yandere'."

If he is really that clueless, I have to make a freaking chart.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"It's Salt. He's that clueless. Where can we pick this chart up?"

 

[RaNDM G]

Your local bookstore. I'll publish it and make it into a calendar.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"We're in a shitty desert town called Barstow, and the Mall burned down. We ain't got a local bookstore. On that subject, any idea where we can get another infinitely expanding space-Mall on Invictus?"

 

[RaNDM G]

Isn't there a spaceport on that backwards planet?

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I shrug.
"If there is, nobody told us."

 

[Knife-28]

I discreetly fistbump Xot while Knife walks in spinning a some keys on his finger. "I hesitate to ask, but anyone here now how to drive a bus?"

 

[DotSlash]

"Oooh! ooh! me me! Pick me! Where is it?"
I wave my hands wildly at Knife.

 

[Knife-28]

Knife tosses the keys to Slash. "She's parked out back," He says, "And be carful, I traded my warthog of her."

 

[DotSlash]

I catch dem keys and turn back to the group.
"Soooo... are we ditching this ghost town in hopes of finding another?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Sister says there's a spaceport somewhere nearby."

 

[Knife-28]

"Yea, there's a spaceport a day or so's drive from here." Knife says, holding up a map. "I figure we get there and get off this rock, any objections?"

 

[DotSlash]

I point dramatically.
"Let's get on the bus!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Can't you just explain? Wait...isn't baka the thing that tsundere's stereotypically say?"

 

[RaNDM G]

Tell Salt that I am the resident tsundere so he finally gets it.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Wait...you mean..."

The penny drops.

"I...I uh...need a moment."

 

[Knife-28]

Knife picks up his penny. "Damn, you'd think after a few hundered years practice I'd be able to flip these bloody things."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Sister, if I used one word to describe you, it would not be tsundere."

 

[Captain Anon]

"ok so what we doing now" i say

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I leap from the upper story to the floor, landing gracefully on Woon. "That was lucky. Do you really want to leave already? What if the town needs our help?"