Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

A hatch opens, revealing chicken feed.
"Aw, they're so cute and adorable!" I chuck some feed all over.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I light a Molotov.
"Fire cleanses all."

 

[Saltarius]

"Then crack open the door and let these mofos free. I'm not taking care of all of them."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I am. Trilby put that away." I start scooping up the chicks.

 

[Saltarius]

I toss Trilby out the window.

"You better have some good names for all...I dunno how many of them."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I sigh and throw the Molotov at a building and board the bus again.

 

[Saltarius]

"Good to see you've abandoned pointless violence."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Let's see...chickens are all girls right? In which case...Sally, Sandra, Susan, Amelia, Bonnie, Tanya, Mary, Carly, Lilly..."
[HEADING=3]One naming session later[/HEADING]
"-And Molly!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I am dragged under a bright yellow tide of tiny birds.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"No, I haven't. I just lit a town on fire. How is that abandoning pointless violence?"

 

[Saltarius]

I quietly take one of the chicks and place it in my breast pocket.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Help me."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Salt, I saw you pocket Tanya! Give the chick back Salt!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Nope."

I climb onto the bus's roof.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I pull the chicks off Paddy with my gravity gauntlets.
Thankfully, the large amount means they move slow enough to not die.

Well, except for the ones inside the swarm, who choke to death. But that's more down to physics than me.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I drive the bus forward a bit, allowing Salt to fall off. I put all of the chicks into my inventory. Except for Tanya of course.

 

[Saltarius]

"JESUS FU-"

I fall off the bus, Tanya luckily being cushioned by my body as I fall on my back.

"You've got like a billion of them man. Don't get greedy."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I know. But you let your pet die!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"This is stupid."

 

[Saltarius]

"LET!?"

I run back into the bus and drive my clayymore into Zomb's knee.

"XOT'S THE REASON THEY DIED! NOT ME!"