Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

I punch Knife in the face again and sit with my arms folded.

 

[Knife-28]

"I mean, admitidly the joke would have worked better if that coffin had been filled with cats, but whatever."

 

[Saltarius]

I punch Knife again.

 

[DotSlash]

I take a DS out of my inventory and start playing Elite Beat Agents while Trilby finishes up.

 

[Knife-28]

"Ok come on, you have to admit you set yourself up for it."

 

[Saltarius]

"No, my inability to romantically communicate with women was in no way intentional, and I am deeply offended by your repeated stabs at it."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I fist-bump Knife.
"Yeah, that would be less... explodey."
I install the now-reinforced windows, then get to work stocking the MallMobile with most of my supplies.
Which is pretty much booze and ammo. And sandwiches.

 

[Knife-28]

"Come on, you were holding a baby chicken." Knife sighs, "Ok how about this, insult me. Go ahead, then we can call it even."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I kill time by giving the Land Rover a complete once over, replacing parts with those taken from the Mustang and Woon's Bike and tuning it for maximum efficiency.

 

[Saltarius]

I decide to punch Knife again.

 

[Knife-28]

"Salt, punching me is an insult, but it's not insulting me." Knife says, "Come, what do you hate about me, how do I get under your skin?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Is it because he comes from a land down under?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I climb into the gunners seat of the land rover.

 

[Knife-28]

"What?" I say to Xot.

 

[Saltarius]

"It's because you say things without getting all the information. Like that chick comment."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I stare at Xot.
Then break into song. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeG-hNXXy6I]

 

[Knife-28]

"Huh. That's all you've got huh? Must be doing something right then." Knife says walking around to the front of the warthog and filling up the hydrogen engine a canteen of water. "Well, she's all topped up and ready to go. How 'bout you Trilb's, you good to go?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I spray paint 'MallMobile II' on the ram and make sure everything still works.
"Yeah."
I climb into the back of the MallMobile.

 

[Captain Anon]

i repair my bike and after finishing the repairs i sit on the bike "ready! we all good?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Uh, Woon, I stripped your bike out. That thing will not run. It doesn't even have a seat."