Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Captain Anon]

"damn you, you ass"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"If you're going to be like that, you don't get to ride in the MallMobile."
I start installing small laptops into the backs of each passenger seat, with one on the passenger side of the dashboard.

 

[Captain Anon]

"fine i'm sorry" i sit down near trilby and i start installing Google Chrome to everything and i throw out internet explorer and Windows whatever number

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I reinstall Win7 on all the laptops except Woon's.

 

[Captain Anon]

"fine you want the laptops fucked it's fine by me"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I wake up in the backseat of the MM2, covered in bitches.
"Dammit, I hate it when this happens..."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I open the door and shoo all of the dogs.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I brush the hair off my clothes.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Sigma you've got to take better care of your pets or this kind of thing will continue to happen. Also stop bathing in dog pheromones."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"This... this is boring."
I exit the MallMobile and install chainsaw wheel-spikes.
Not chainsaws on the wheels. That would be stupid. Wheel spikes with rotating chainsaw teeth.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"They keep escaping from my inventory..."
I captchlouge all of the dogs.
"And it said 'Body Wash' on the carton, I didnt think it was for dogs.."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I look at the carton.
"It's got a picture of a Collie on it. And it says 'made specially for dogs'."
I hand it back to Sigma, then dragging everyone not already in the MallMobile over to it and stuffing them into seats.
"Okay, we're ready to go, Knifes."
I climb into the front of the MallMobile.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"I thought it was being ironic"
I buckel myself in and make myself an account the laptop.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I apply my palm liberally to my face.

 

[Saltarius]

"You don't know the meaning of irony. Much like the majority of the Homestuck fandom."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Maybe they only ironicly don't know they meaning or irony. You know, for the ironys."
I bring up the Homestuck Kink Meme and AO3 page and read some porn.
"Hehehehehehe. Tentabulges."

 

[Saltarius]

"Eh, none of those satisfy my incredibly secret fetish that I shall never reveal."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Shhhhhhhhhh Salt. I'm reading about the teal tentacle sausage"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Heheheheheheheheehehheheheeh"

 

[Saltarius]

"The fuck bro. All I like is f-"

I clasp ym hands over my mouth.