Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"'F'? I don't know many porn categories starting with 'F'. Hmm."
I ponder this massive philosophical quandary.

 

[Saltarius]

"YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I can't hear Salt, because I'm reading about Terezi getting her dom on.
"I don't see what your problem is Salt. Theres nothing to be ashamed of."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe"

 

[Saltarius]

"You don't know it luckily, and if you did I'd just have to hide my face in shame."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt, just because you like French pornography, doesn't mean you're any less of a person."

 

[Saltarius]

"It's not French porn."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Heheheheheheheheheheehehehehehehehehe"
I read soem more porn.
"Heheheheheheheehhehehehehehehehe. Tentabulges."

 

[Saltarius]

"IT'S NOT LIKE MY FETISH MATTERS GIVEN I CAN'T SEE IT ANYWAYS!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I make Salt some Braille-style porn.
In that, you feel the pictures. Like Braille.

 

[Saltarius]

"Not my fetish."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I sidle next to Sig and direct him to the best tentabulge pron.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Dude, Paddy, can you uh...direct me to some that would...cater to my tastes?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Of course." I lead Salt into a private area and bring some up. I'm like santa all up in this *****.

 

[Saltarius]

"Fuck. Yessss."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I rev the MallMobile's engine.
"Get back in, you two."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"We are in, idiot. Now drive."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I locate the spaceport on the GPS, then drive.

 

[Saltarius]

"Should we make out again or...?"