Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Nah, she won't."

I turn away to hide my nosebleed from the idea of that.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I hand Salt a tissue.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I blink.
"Wow. I just broke my mind trying to imagine Sister BBWised. Excuse me."
I place the blender over my head, and switch it onto full power, making a terrible mess of back seats.

 

[Saltarius]

I quickly grab it and dab at the blood. More continues to flow.

"GODDAMIT GUYS YOU SET ME OFF!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I respawn.
"Hmmm. I wonder what happens if I do this..."
I place headphones over Salts ears and play the BBW porn audio-description channel.

 

[DotSlash]

"It's not their fault, you like what you like."
I say as I shield my screen from the various bits of Sigma flying everywhere.

 

[Saltarius]

I eventually die of the nosebleed, the blood coming yp to everyone's ankles in the warthog.

I respawn back on the seat.

"Try not to set me off like that again."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Hmmm I guess. I mean, my fetish for hermaphroditic fictional characters is kind of...weird..."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I open a door to drain the blood out.

 

[Saltarius]

"Like I said. Don't trigger me and we won't have this problem."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"No one should be ashamed of their fetishes Sig." The warthog fills with rainbows.

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah yeah acceptance and all that shit. Just don't bring it up to Sister."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"OHGODITSSHOBEETIFLULZ"
I explode in a cloud of glitter.

 

[Knife-28]

Knife wonders why the warthog is filling with rainbows and blood when everyone is in the MallMobile.
"Oi guys, in future could you fill your own vehicle with rainbows. You know how hard these things are to fucking clean out?" Knife yells.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I shut the door.
"Wait, how did Salt's blood get in here if he's in the Warthog and we're in the MallMobile?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

The rainbows look ashamed of themselves and move over to the mallmobile.

 

[Saltarius]

"You triggered me that intensely."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well this is a good way to start off."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I replace Salt's blood with purple grape jelly.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Considering what happened to our last two vehicles, it really, really is."