Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

I die due to the fact that it doesn't fucking work that way.

I respawn next to Paddy.

"Sig. Promise me you won't trigger me again. Or tell Sister. Or do that."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"I promise Salt. I will not show you Fat Chick Porn, tell Sister your fetish or replace your blood with jelly in front of her."
I do some sort of magicky solemnvow thingy.

 

[Saltarius]

"And stop mentioning my fetish in general."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I pull out my revolver. "I'll make sure of it Salt."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Let's put on some music or something."
I put in the audiobook of 50 Shades of Grey, read by Gilbert Gottfried.

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh Mr. the Second, take me away." I swoon.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I brutaly butcher Mr.Gray and paint the walls of the MM2 with his blood and entrails.
"Hehehehehehehe"

 

[DotSlash]

"Is it bad that I imaging Iago doing this stuff to the girl?"
I shudder at the thoughts as I listen to the reading.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I (metaphorically) take Salt away.

 

[Saltarius]

"Mr. the Second, surely they cannot know of our love."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"They kind of already do."

 

[Saltarius]

"YOU'RE RUINING THE ROLEPLAY ASPECT YOU FUCK!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt... we can see you two."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I begin to scream at the terrifying concept of role playing within mall fight.

 

[Saltarius]

"LOVE ME DAMN YOU!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"KEEP IT DOWN YOU FUCK."

 

[Saltarius]

"NO! YOU!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I WAS TALKING TO PADDY YOU COCKING MORON!"

 

[Saltarius]

"AND I'M TALKING TO YOU!"

 

[DotSlash]

"BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP."
I slap on a set of thick headphones.