Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah. I could have put on the entire Fifty Shades trilogy."

 

[DotSlash]

^ "That."

 

[Sigma Castell]

[color=228B22]IrrelevantPacifist[/color] started pestering SadisticSibling.

[color=228B22]IP:HEY
IP:HEY *****
IP:HEY HUGE *****
IP:WHATS IT LIKE BEING A HUGE *****
IPO YOU HAVE TO GET QUALIFICATIONS?
IPID YOU GRADUATE FROM THE 'IM A HUGE *****' UNIVERSITY OF HUGE BITCHINESS?
IPO YOU HAVE A BADGE WHICH SAYS 'IM A HUGE *****, PLEASE TALK TO ME SO I CAN EXERCISE MY HUGE ***** POWERS'?
IPO YOU WAKE UP EVERY MORNING AND THINK 'HEY, I KNOW WHAT I'LL DO TODAY, IM GOING TO BE A MASSIVE *****'
IPO YOU GET A SPECIAL ***** HAT?[/color]

 

[Saltarius]

"OH THANK GOD YOU!"

I cling to Bryghtside, blood dribbling down my face.

"THEY'RE ABOUT TO FUCK UP MY WHOLE LIFE!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I facepalm so hard I forget how to do differential equations.
Nothing of value is lost.

I pull over and walk up to Bryghtside.
"Hey there. I don't believe we've met."
I hit him in the head with a 9-iron.

 

[Sigma Castell]

[color=228B22]IP:HERE I WROTE YOU A SONG
IP:ITS CALLED 'I HOPE YOU DIE SLOWLY AND PAINFULY (AN ODE TO A HGUE ***** WHO SHOULD DIE)'
IP:-COUGH-
IP:LALALALALA
IP:SISTER IS A HUGE *****
IPI HOPE ALL HER CALLS GET DISCONNECTED
IP:COS SHES A HUGE *****
IP:AND I HOPE SHE CHOKES ON A CHAINSAW AND DIES
IP:LALALALALA
IP:THE END[/color]

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I drag Bryghtside back to the MallMobile and put him in the back seat, then get in the front and start driving again.

 

[DotSlash]

I cough up blood and continue on my laptop.
"...FNG."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

The MallMobile crashes in a ditch.
I respawn.
"That was uncalled for."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I cease my spamming of Sister.
"Hey Bryght. Sup?"
I hand him a smoothie.

 

[Saltarius]

"B-B-BRYGHT THEY'RE GOING TO TELL HER MY EMBARASSING SECRETS! MY LIFE IS RUINED!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Cos frankly Bryght-"
I look back down to my laptop.
"-she's a Huge *****."

[color=228B22]IrrelevantPacifist[/color] started pestering SadisticSibling

[color=228B22]IP:*****
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IP:*****[/color]

 

[Saltarius]

"Because they want to totally ruin my already abysmal relationship with her."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"What relationship? She's on a different planet and recently called you an idiot and a yandere."

 

[Saltarius]

"Which is why I said abysmal."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"You're confusing 'abysmal' with 'nonexistant'. You have more of a relationship with the coffee I made you, and I never even gave it to you. Mostly because you were probably off being upset about how nobody loves you."

 

[DotSlash]

I start walking down the road again, nursing my liver.

 

[Sigma Castell]

[color=228B22]IP:OH YEAH
IP:I FORGOT TO MENTION
IP:THAT SALT HAS A THING FOR CHEMISTRY EQUATIONS
IP:AND WE ALL KNOW YOU WANT HIS DICK
IP:SO NEXT TIME YOU SEE HIM
IP:IF YOU WANT TO GET LUCKY
IPRESS AS A FUCKING SNOWMAN
IP:BYE
IP:*****[/color]

[color=228B22]IrrelevantPacifist[/color] ceased pestering SadisticSibling

 

[Saltarius]

"...What."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Fuck, I dunno."
I exit the MallMobile and start working out how to get it out of the ditch.