Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

"Hey I'm the only one pacifistic around here. You didnt see Gashog man. You werent there."

 

[Saltarius]

"So...hypothetical question Bryghtside. If someone were to...be in love with your sister, what would you do?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Be Incestuos, most likely."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Oh."

I decide to sit down, all depressed-like.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I blink as Bryght pulls a Gatling Laser out of his pocket.
I pat Salt on the shoulder.
"Cheer up. Maybe she only called you an idiot and yandere cos shes confused about her own feelings."

 

[DotSlash]

I respawn and give Bryghtside a Cleveland-style uppercut.

 

[Saltarius]

I exhale loudly.

"I doubt it."

 

[Knife-28]

Knife checks the map. "Well, the spaceport's about a days hard drive from here so...I think it'll take a us about a week."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"You never know. You gotta be optimistic about these things."
I grin and fall asleep.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Dude, you're her brother. Not me."

 

[DotSlash]

I respawn and wave around a white flag.
"Just wanted to prove my violent capabilities and get you back for the whole jetpack to liver thing. I'm done."

 

[Saltarius]

"No. I'm just a dude who's madly in love with her and she doesn't reciprocate."

I deicde to take Trilby's phone and check.

"...Sis? You still there? You didn't...hear anything, did you?"

 

[RaNDM G]

Salt...

I heard...

Everything...

DUMBASS: +2

 

[Saltarius]

"...Should I just get out of the car, crawl up into a ball, and hope to die rather than meet you again?"

 

[RaNDM G]

If you did that, you would be roadkill.

Yes. You should do exactly that.

She hangs up.

DUMBASS: +5

 

[Saltarius]

I call her again.

"Alright, can we please just have a straight conversation instead of you constantly hanging up on me? Talk to me for god's sakes!"

 

[RaNDM G]

Maybe we could if you didn't talk about me behind my back!

She hangs up.

DUMBASS: +10

 

[DotSlash]

"Keep going, Salt. I wanna see what happens when your dumbass maxes out."

 

[Saltarius]

I call her again.

"Sis, for the love of god...I'm trying to have a fucking apologetic conversation with you, and you're not helping!"

 

[RaNDM G]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I LIKED YOU! YOU'RE AS WORST AS THEY COME!

She hangs up.

DUMBASS: +123