Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

I call her again.

"YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS? YOU KEEP PUSHING PEOPLE AWAY WHEN THEY'RE TRYING TO HELP YOU!"

 

[Knife-28]

"Who the fuck are you?"
"Uh, no one, just go about you business citizen!" Ron Burgundy says, before disappearing into the desert for whence he came.

 

[RaNDM G]

She screams, shouting incoherently at you for several minutes. You tune out for awhile until you hear dial tone, and you assume she has destroyed her phone in her sheer rage.

THE DUMBASS COUNTER DOESNT STOP FROM GETTING TALLER

 

[Saltarius]

"GOD, SHE'S JUST SO FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE! I FUCKING HATE THAT STUPID ***** AND THE...way we used to talk as friends and...I just..."

 

[RaNDM G]

The sudden downpour makes the roads too slick to drive on, and the bus pulls over for the night.

 

[DotSlash]

"Well then, night gents."
I drop my head on a laptop and zone out.

 

[Saltarius]

I curl up into a ball of depression, tears, and blood.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I LEAVE YOU ASSHOLES ALONE FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS SO I CAN WATCH SOME PORNOGRAPHY AND YOU SOMEHOW MANAGE TO DO THIS! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU? I MEAN CHRIST ARE YOU ACTUALLY PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF GOING ON A SIMPLE CAR JOURNEY WITHOUT ABYSMALLY COCKING UP LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE THING."

 

[Knife-28]

"Jeez Paddy, where have you been?" I say, looking up from the book I may or may not have taken from him earlier.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Watching porn. What do you think of the book?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Eh, it was alright." Closing the book and tossing it back to Paddy.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I let the book fall to the ground. "Yeah, I should probably have gotten a better one. Oh well. Doesn't hurt to try."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I wake up.
"Oh hey, I've heard of you!" I point to Bryghtside.
"Pacifistic eh? Obviously, we've not met." I move to slit Bryghtsides throat.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Wow... I honestly didn't know the phone was still calling Sister."
I grab my phone and hurl it into the desert.
"FUCKING APPLE! PIECE OF SHIT!"

 

[Saltarius]

I lay catatonic on the floor.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I send Sister 52,000 tons of origami in the shape of HUGE *****.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I sit Salt up.
"It's going to be okay, Salt."

 

[Saltarius]

I continue to be catatonic, not responding at all.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Come on Salt." I embrace him. "It'll be ok."

 

[Saltarius]

No response.