Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[DotSlash]

I sigh and return to the laptop.
"Lol game grumps."

 

[Saltarius]

Errant tears flow out of my eyes.

 

[RaNDM G]

"He's dead weight. We may as well throw him off the bus."

Says the barkeep.

"If only we could."

Says Xot.

 

[Knife-28]

"Well if we were in the bus, we wouldn't have to worry about dead weight but...seeing as we're in the Mall Mobile." I pitch Salt out of the Mall Mobile, sending him flying down the road only to land in the passenger seat of the warthog.
"Really, well fuck you guys too." Knife yells forward.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well... at least he's someone else's problem now."

 

[Captain Anon]

i respawn "AH HA! i'm still here" i say

 

[Knife-28]

Knife looks back at Woon, freshly spawned in the back of the warthog. "Congrats, now sit down before you fall out."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"So guys. What shall we do to pass the time?"

 

[Knife-28]

"We could play I spy." I suggest.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with...S."

 

[Knife-28]

"Sand."
"Sodium Chloride!" Knife yells from the warthog.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Soda." I drink some cola.

 

[Saltarius]

I respawn in the back of the MallMobile.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I hate I spy."

 

[Saltarius]

I suddenly jolt out of my self-made coma and sit up.

"...We any farther?"

 

[DotSlash]

"..Nope..."
I start listening to music and blast it loud.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I start a rave with some Desert Penguins in the back of the MM2.

 

[Saltarius]

"Paddy...how long was I out?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"A couple hours I'd say. Still got a ways to go now."

 

[Saltarius]

"Right. And did anything happen?"