Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

I pull my shirt up over my face.

"Salt's not here. He's in Shirt Town."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Gravity Falls can't help you now Salt. You've entered the realm of adult relationships."

 

[Saltarius]

"She's the one who's being childish."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"The situation has problems from both parties Salt."

 

[Saltarius]

"She burns every olive branch I try to extend."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well maybe you should talk to her face to face rather than over the phone while she's in a warzone."

 

[Saltarius]

"...I just don't know Paddy."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"No matter. Jesus how long will this fucking journey take already?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Blame Knife."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Fucking... Whatever. I've been on longer journeys."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'll just try and think of some way."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Just remember that it'll work out in the end."

 

[Saltarius]

I bury my face in the seat and try to block everything out.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I lean over and whisper in Salts ear.
"HuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugeBiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch"

 

[Saltarius]

I grab Sigma's head and smash it against the side of the vehicle.

"Shut your fucking mouth."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I dodge Salts hands and lean back in my seat, tossing a random assortment of fruit into my blender.
"Seriousy, I don't know why keep defending her. It's not like she's ever done anything to earn the respect and trust you seem to place in her."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Love isn't always rational Sig."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Neither is a chainsaw to the face. Or anything Sister does for that matter."

 

[Saltarius]

"We used to be friends. Best friends. We were pale as all hell Sig."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Totes BBFS for lyfe."
I drink the smoothie.
"But everything changed when the 'IwaanabeblackforSalt' Nation attacked."