Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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"...wow Salt and here I was thinking we were friends. I'm sorry, I made a mistake. Gawd."
I drink another smoothie.
"So she decided she hates your guts after you accidently killed her. Then she gets pissed off at you talking about her behind her back."
I drink another smoothie.
"Maybe she's testing you. To see if you'll still like her after she gives you a ton of shit. Or maybe she's got self-esteem issues. Like Jack."
I drink another smoothie.
"So she decided she hates your guts after you accidently killed her. Then she gets pissed off at you talking about her behind her back."
I drink another smoothie.
"Maybe she's testing you. To see if you'll still like her after she gives you a ton of shit. Or maybe she's got self-esteem issues. Like Jack."
"Salt, you do realize Sister is probably bipolar or something right? I've noticed that me and her get along like friends. Just take pointers from me."
I raise an eyebrow.
"Yes Salt. I'm recording everything you say so I can give it to Sister in the hopes of geting everyone killed by your psycopathic crush."
I facepalm.
"Oh wait, thats stupid fuckin idea."
I look back up.
"She doesn't know that."
"Yes Salt. I'm recording everything you say so I can give it to Sister in the hopes of geting everyone killed by your psycopathic crush."
I facepalm.
"Oh wait, thats stupid fuckin idea."
I look back up.
"She doesn't know that."
"Stop fretting over every little thing. You talk to her and get worked up. You watch Gravity Falls like me right? Notice how Dipper manages to get closer to Wendy, by just chatting to her normally. Try to forget everything that happened between you two, which in retrospective, was bugger all, and don't spend all your time apologizing and asking to be friends." I drink an instant hot chocolate.
"And chicks dig hot cocoa. Don't know why."
"And chicks dig hot cocoa. Don't know why."
"Because you were set on being apologetic, and you spoke about her behind her back. About how you were still in love with her and such. Then, when she wanted to be left alone, you repeatedly called her! Clingy much?"
"Yeah dude thats kinda creepy."
I snag some hot chocolate off Zombie.
"aww yisssssssssssssssssssssssssss"
I snag some hot chocolate off Zombie.
"aww yisssssssssssssssssssssssssss"
"You don't get chicks. When they want to be left alone, you leave them alone. You explain to her, in due time. Ain't that right little chick." The tiny yellow bird blinks.
"Because we're all unique Salt. Each and everyone of us, has our own little patterns that you need to learn. Now quit your bitching, and help me feed these tiny birds."
I catch one of Salts arms, and twist it behind his back. I slam him into the floor of the vehicle.
"Calm down. We're all bro's here. Let's watch some Gravity Falls. How does that sound?"
"Calm down. We're all bro's here. Let's watch some Gravity Falls. How does that sound?"
