Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

I stick a picture of Annoying Facebook Girl over Salts face.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"You can listen to it. Plus you're not completely blind."

 

[Saltarius]

I rip the picture off and stuff it into Sigma's mouth.

"Sure. But there is a limit to how many comparisons to Dipper to me you can make."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Don't care, we're watching this." I play the greatest episode, that has yet to air in our world.

 

[Saltarius]

"Fuckin incredible."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I choke and die, exploding all over the interior of the MallMobile.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I know right? And the part where Gideon confesses his love for Dipper...And then the love triangle and...God damn."

 

[Saltarius]

"They can't allow openly gay characters in mainstream cartoons! What is this, progressive or some shit?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah, but then when it turned out the Werewolf king had died, so they inhabited Gideons mind, to try and steal Dipper? What a twist!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Kinda sucks they all got eaten by Slendy tho."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I slam my head into the horn repeatedly.
"I am stuck in a metal box with a bunch of utter morons. Fuck this."
I open the door and jump out.

 

[Saltarius]

"And then Robbie sacrifices himself to save Dipper...goddamn man. This show."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I cap myself in the head.
(night guys)

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I slam into the front of Knife's Warthog.
"Hey Knife!" I yell as I roll up the windscreen, then go flying down the road. "BYE KNIFE!"

 

[DotSlash]

I calmly close my laptop and start driving the MM2.

 

[Knife-28]

"..." I calmly watch Slash take the wheel of the Mall Mobile.

"..." Knife slams the warthog into reverse, and Trilby lands in the pasanger seat. "So, finally had enough of them?" He asks, jerking a thumb at the Mall Mobile.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yep. Salt's getting angst all over the upholstery."

 

[Knife-28]

"God, angst? That's almost as hard to clean out as rainbows." Knife shakes his head. "Well, we're only an hour, an hour and a half away at the most."

 

[Saltarius]

I jump out the window and punch Trilby.

"I'm not angsting, I'm complaining."

I flail my arms at Trilby.

"THIIIISSSS IS ANGSTINNNNGGGG!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I jump out of the Warthog and slam into the road.
I respawn next to Slash.
"Hey."