Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Knife-28]

Knife swerves, sending Salt flying down te road. Gunning the engine, he overtakes the Mall Mobile and speeds off towards the spaceport, just visable as a shining silver structure in the distance. Seeing his over taking as a sign that he wants to race, I tell Slash to speed up.

 

[Saltarius]

I respawn behind Knife.

"...Sup."

 

[Knife-28]

"Not much, you still going off about Sister?" Knife says, swirving to avoid a cactus that's fallen onto the road.

 

[Saltarius]

"...*sniff* No."

 

[Knife-28]

"Sure you aren't..." Knife mutters and the two (or rather three, seeing as Woon's asleep in the back) drive in silence of a while. "You know Salt, I stopped trying trying to understand Sister about the time she possesed me and my sister and took our bodies on a fucking joyride of death around The Mall." Knife shakes his head, then continues. "But honestly, you wanna salvage something from the train wreak of your relationship? Just relax. I mean serously, next time you talk to her just chill the fuck out. I know that's hard when talking to a psychotic chainsaw wielding ex-ghost, but still, just take a couple of shill pills."

 

[Saltarius]

I nod at Knife and then quickly look away.

"...I'm not crying. Just so you know."

 

[DotSlash]

I turn to Trilby.
"Yo. Guessing you wanna drive again."

 

[Knife-28]

"Hey don't worry, a decent cry can be good for you." Knife says. "Come on, hop up here." Knife pats the unoccupied passanger seat of the warthog.

 

[Saltarius]

"Not that I am crying."

 

[Knife-28]

"Just saying, wouldn't matter if you were."

 

[Saltarius]

"But I'm not."

I look out the window, seeing nothing.

"Knights shouldn't have to cry."

 

[Knife-28]

"Oi mate, Knight to Knight, that's utter bull."

 

[Saltarius]

"We have different values Knife. You're more rational."

 

[RaNDM G]

captcha: beautiful friendship

God, you two make me sick.

"Hey, can we get on with this? We have to make town before dawn."

Sheesh, fine. The storm subsides and the convoy moves up the highway.

"Thank you."

Shut up Xot.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Next journey like this I'm bringing travel monopoly."

 

[Knife-28]

"Still, no one 'shouldn't have to cry'. We all experiance sadnees, 's what makes us human after all." Knife says, before lightly elbowing Salt's side and leaning over. "Besides, chicks totally dig the whole sensitive guy deal." He adds quietly.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Fuck this."
I open up the back of the MallMobile and start attaching various rockets, fireworks etc.
"Everybody, hold onto something."
I press a button and the back of the MallMobile becomes a raging inferno of thrust and fire.

 

[Sigma Castell]

My face is tron off by the g-force and goes flying behind me.
"Ooowwwwww..."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I look at the rocket which now has Sigma's face.
"Lovely."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I fall into a bliss coma because of the latest upd8.