Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"Zombie, there's a difference between not killing people and being creepy."
I quickly exit the MallMobile.
"Now, I'm going to run before the rockets explode."
I run away.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I head towards a smoothie bar.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Heh, you see Trilby."
The ice cream is brought along, before exploding. Not fiery explosions, just a ridiculously loud sound. The ice cream turns into a lion.
"Well." I run after Paddy.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"..."
"How did you fit the lion in there without magic?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"SCIENCE"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Precisely. It was an illusionists trick. Not all magic is...well magic."

 

[Saltarius]

I walk out of the vehicle and into the city.

"This place looks exactly the same as everywhere else."

 

[DotSlash]

After getting out of the vehicle, I ride the ice cream-lion toward the big tower.
"Mush!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, there are significantly fewer corpses. So..."

Spoiler: Captcha

It's a picture of a squirrel with a top hat and neck beard, captioned 'Lincoln Squirrel'.

What the hell captcha.
What the actual hell.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"It's a blind joke Trilby." I yell back. I soon reach the foot of the tower and peer in through the window.

 

[Saltarius]

"...It wasn't a joke."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I walk through the entrance to the Smoothie Bar.

I sit up on the road, dazed by the explosion.
"Well."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I told you guys to run before the MallMobile rockets explode."
I sit down and watch the fireworks go off.

 

[DotSlash]

I ride up next to Paddy and let the lion run free through the city.
"What's inside?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well it could have been interpreted as such."

 

[Saltarius]

"Listen...unless you've got a cane on hand, you mind leading me around by the hand?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I hand Salt a cane.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I send a tulpa to guide Salt to the tower, picking up a cane on the way.

 

[Saltarius]

"So we probably ought to head for this damned spaceport."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"***** I'm climbing this fucking tower before anything else happens."