Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"FUCK THE MISSION! WE'RE KILLING THEM!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I slap Salt.
"We're not doing this. Even though I'd enjoy it, you'll just brood about it later. 'Oh why did I mercilessly butcher them? Oh woe is me!' I don't want to hear that shit dude."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm not feeling remorse for killing these assholes, trust me."

I slap Zombie.

"And that's for assuming things about me."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"OH SO LITERALLY EVERY OTHER SECOND OF TIME YOU'RE PERFECTLY WILLING AND ABLE TO COMPLETELY FUCK UP LITERALLY EVERY ASPECT OF EXISTENCE BUT RIGHT NOW THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO?!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Fine, you want to fucking ruin this shit? Our chances of getting back into space, and finding that girl you so desperately wish to get with? Well damn, glad to hear you got over her." I storm into the reception of the building.
"I'd like to organize a meeting with those guys up there? Yeah, the name's Zombie. Soon as possible? Thanks."

 

[Saltarius]

"This has nothing to do with her. The police are getting these assholes in body bags whether they like it or not."

I follow Zombie.

 

[DotSlash]

I roll out of the car and attempt to help Ran fix it.

"Red wire goes there... Blue wire goes here..."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Salt, we're not getting off this planet unless we handle this in a specific manner. I get it, you're protective over Paddy. He's pissed, I understand. So why not go and calm down, before you do something you regret."

 

[Saltarius]

"If those fuckers aren't in cuffs or body bags when I get back, I'm taking this into my own hands."

I walk back out the building.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I grab a magazine and flick through it while waiting for the meeting.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Salt. Arrest me and send me to prison. I have to find Rojas before he completes his part of the plan."

 

[Saltarius]

"That being?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I don't know, I was forced to open the crate before he told me. We have to kill these guys or they'll just keep playing the game."

 

[Saltarius]

"Alright."

I slam Paddy against the wall and zip-cuff his arms.

"Sorry for this in advance."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm too angry at those assholes to need apologies!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Just didn't want to bruise anything on your fa-fuck my shitty flirting let's just do this."

I rush down to the police building with Paddy.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Where the fuck is Xot I need to talk to that asshole about keeping magic locked."

 

[Saltarius]

"Don't even get me started. Long story short, Xot's not Xot. And he never was. The Mall's a sham."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"No shit!" I say to the duo.
"Did any of us ever actually believe it wasn't a fake?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Uh, yeah actually. We did. That's how ruses like this work."