Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"HURRY THE FUCK UP LEGAL PROCESS!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Okay, so Xot not being Xot was odd, sure. But how could we not expect them to be tricking us? They would never be taking us to wherever we're going if it was a good cause."

 

[Saltarius]

"I thought we were done with pet names."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"SHUT UP AND PUT ME IN A CELL WITH ROJAS!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Jesus, fine."

I put Paddy in a cell.

"Should I swipe a pair of handcuffs from here for future use?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Yes." I look around. "Which of you is Rojas? I got a message from your boss!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Cause I mean we never really did anything like that when we were together and just uh...right sorry you're busy."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm very much into that Salt but I'm busy right now."

 

[Saltarius]

"And you know if we were ever to-God, sorry rambling when inappropriate."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"It's cool, looks like I've got some time."

 

[Saltarius]

"So we gonna uh...y'know like...do something or..."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"When all this is done I'll make it up to you."

 

[Saltarius]

"Because y'know I feel there's an abrupt stop between us whenever we end our flings and...fuck, rambling."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I was about to send you a message apologising for my behaviour before I took a bullet to the skull."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Oh."

 

[Sigma Castell]

A holographic screen pops up in front of Paddy.
"Yeah so I got your messa[i/]-static-[/i]refeulling station somewhere in the eastern secto-[i/]-static-[/i]Something about a bagel? I dunno, anyway, I[i/]-static-[/i]and long story short[i/]-static-[/i]Battlecruiser and the flight controls are broken."

I start pressing random icons on the interface. The flight controls are still smoking from the molecular acid smoothie. I glance up as the city rapidly fills the viewport.
"I hope this thing doesn't run on warp drive..."
I turn as an alert sounds. On the hydrasar, several dots are rapidly closing. I radio Paddy.
"Seems the Federation want their ship back so Imma have to ditch this real quick. Be down in a sec."
I run to the Bridge Emergency Capsule, only to find the door has been melted shut.
"...WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN."

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[ShindoL Shill]

I stare at the phone.
"THAT'S IT! EVERYONE DIES!"
I shoot Sigma in the face, then start launching Molotovs at shops.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I guess I should say it now huh? I'm sorry for everything Salt."

 

[Saltarius]

"You don't need to apologize."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I phone Sigma.
"Turn. The ship. Around. NOW!" I fling the magazine away.
"Come on Sigma!"