Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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"OH GOD THERE ARE VELOCIRAPTORS IN THE ELECTRICAL SYTEMS WHY ARE THERE DINOSAURS IN THE ELECTRICAL SYSTEMS FUCK YOU WARP DRIVE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FU-"
The line goes dead.
MEANWHILE ON THE SHIP
I duck under a spray of sparks. The engineering deck is rapidly heating up from the cracked containment field. I wip the sweat of my brow and continue disconecting the Warp Drive from the power systems. I turn and put a bullet through a velociraptors skull as it jumps out of a conduit behind me.
I phone Zombie.
"%*&R^$E$£"$%£X"%X£!X!£X$£&CV&G^F*B^t7^87="
I stare at the small chinese man my phone has turned into.
The line goes dead.
MEANWHILE ON THE SHIP
I duck under a spray of sparks. The engineering deck is rapidly heating up from the cracked containment field. I wip the sweat of my brow and continue disconecting the Warp Drive from the power systems. I turn and put a bullet through a velociraptors skull as it jumps out of a conduit behind me.
I phone Zombie.
"%*&R^$E$£"$%£X"%X£!X!£X$£&CV&G^F*B^t7^87="
I stare at the small chinese man my phone has turned into.
I throw the chinese dude at the Warp Drive and run back to the Bridge. I phone Zombie.
"Yeah, so I can't turn it around, maybe we should all just-hang on a sec."
I look up.
I am buried under a swarm of cross-dressing Eridans.
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
"Yeah, so I can't turn it around, maybe we should all just-hang on a sec."
I look up.
I am buried under a swarm of cross-dressing Eridans.
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
I continue my fiery rampage.
"NEVER! FUCK! WITH! A! MALL! FIGHTER!" I scream as a small family-owned bakery goes up in flames before me.
"YOU STUPID JUNKIE COCKS!"
"NEVER! FUCK! WITH! A! MALL! FIGHTER!" I scream as a small family-owned bakery goes up in flames before me.
"YOU STUPID JUNKIE COCKS!"
I spit bits of bra-padding out of my mouth and swim through the writhing sea of Whiny Seadwellers the Bridge has become. I grab the Emergency Transponder and type Zombie a message.
"[i/]-static-[/i]THE BRIDGE IS FULL OF ERIDANS AND THE ELECTRICAL SYSTEMS ARE NOW DINOSAURS. THE FUCKING WARP DRIVE CONTAINMENT FEILD GOT FUCKED UP, NOW REALITY IS BEING A SHAMELESS WHORE.I CAN'T EVEN REACH THE CONTROLS, THEY HAVE ERIDANS ON THEM."
I stop typing and turn as something explodes behind me.
"AND NOW ALL THE FLOOR IS SALT/WOON FANFICTION."
"[i/]-static-[/i]THE BRIDGE IS FULL OF ERIDANS AND THE ELECTRICAL SYSTEMS ARE NOW DINOSAURS. THE FUCKING WARP DRIVE CONTAINMENT FEILD GOT FUCKED UP, NOW REALITY IS BEING A SHAMELESS WHORE.I CAN'T EVEN REACH THE CONTROLS, THEY HAVE ERIDANS ON THEM."
I stop typing and turn as something explodes behind me.
"AND NOW ALL THE FLOOR IS SALT/WOON FANFICTION."
"...Yuck. I've got an idea. Sorry in advance."
I phone the mayor.
"MAYOR! IT'S AN EMERGENCY! PRESS THAT BUTTON THAT YOU KEEP A SECRET!"
He does so, and an electric force field dome surrounds the city. The massive ship is disintegrated.
I phone the mayor.
"MAYOR! IT'S AN EMERGENCY! PRESS THAT BUTTON THAT YOU KEEP A SECRET!"
He does so, and an electric force field dome surrounds the city. The massive ship is disintegrated.
I stop.
"Okay, fine. No more fire."
I turn to walk back to Joe's, then stop. I turn and look at Knife.
"If you're extorting someone, why would you try and kill him?"
"Okay, fine. No more fire."
I turn to walk back to Joe's, then stop. I turn and look at Knife.
"If you're extorting someone, why would you try and kill him?"