Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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I glare at Woon.
"What fucking cover? None of us seem to have any fucking cover. You know why? Because I'm about 90% sure we're being set up by the cops! Or, more specifically, one cop."
"What fucking cover? None of us seem to have any fucking cover. You know why? Because I'm about 90% sure we're being set up by the cops! Or, more specifically, one cop."
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"Look, the only reason to kill a guy you're extorting, logically, is if he's ratted you out to the cops. Which he sort of did. But apart from us, and Joe himself, the only other person who KNEW Salt is working with the cops and that he talked to Joe are the cops. And who would possibly turn down help escaping the cops, apart from someone who has a legitimate reason to be at the crime scene the cops are currently heading to? A cop, for example. 'Oh, I was taking a stroll and heard gunshots, so I came running and this guy pulled a gun on me so I shot him'."
I pull out the ledger.
"And it's fairly obvious that only one of them is a decent criminal. One went a long with a plan which boils down to 'get arrested', and the other gave a puppet maker his name and address. But not his phone number, which is the only reason I found it suspicious."
I pull out the ledger.
"And it's fairly obvious that only one of them is a decent criminal. One went a long with a plan which boils down to 'get arrested', and the other gave a puppet maker his name and address. But not his phone number, which is the only reason I found it suspicious."
"Thank you. By the way, can I borrow your body for a moment?"
I shoot Knife through the back of the knee.
I shoot Knife through the back of the knee.
"i am undercover but i have nothing to with this, look here my badge" i pull my badge which says *London police Special Detective Captain David Woon*
"London doesn't exactly have jurisdiction in space. And you blew your cover. For all you know, I could be a ruthless gangster."
I kneecap Woon too.
"As it happens, I'm just a sadistic bastard who's really pissed off."
I move behind Woon and call Los Muertos Trío back while my soldering iron heats up.
I kneecap Woon too.
"As it happens, I'm just a sadistic bastard who's really pissed off."
I move behind Woon and call Los Muertos Trío back while my soldering iron heats up.
I wake up in a wardrobe with some chick dressed as Red Riding Hood.
"Sup?"
"Not much, to be honest."
"Cool."
"Sup?"
"Not much, to be honest."
"Cool."
The wait is fairly short. Only an hour or so.MinimanZombie said:
You are called in and take the elevator up.
The lift stops at the 132nd floor. A man in a white skull mask sits behind a desk, his legs kicked up. An abrupt set up. They must not have been expecting you.
"I think you hooked the radio to the A/C."DotSlash said:
"Hey, what's up? Mind if I just sit here?" I point to the chair on the opposite side of the desk.
I turn on the voice changer to leave a message on the Muertos' phone.
"Hey. Remember me? We talked, you killed my man. Now, I may not have been clear enough when I implied that I would fuck this city into the ground if you didn't go along with my plan. That was my fault."
I turn on my plasma torch and start cutting away at one of Woon's arms.
"IS THIS FUCKING CLEAR ENOUGH FOR YOU!?"
I hold the phone up to Woon, and use the plasma torch to burn a hole in his forehead.
"Hey. Remember me? We talked, you killed my man. Now, I may not have been clear enough when I implied that I would fuck this city into the ground if you didn't go along with my plan. That was my fault."
I turn on my plasma torch and start cutting away at one of Woon's arms.
"IS THIS FUCKING CLEAR ENOUGH FOR YOU!?"
I hold the phone up to Woon, and use the plasma torch to burn a hole in his forehead.
"Yes. Please go ahead."
You sit down in the chair across from him. He plays a recording.
[HEADING=2]Elsewhere...[/HEADING]
The man formally known as Xot watches as the ship breaks into Invictus's atmosphere.
"Idiots."
He walks to his vehicle and pops open the trunk. He pulls out what looks like some kind of cannon and hoists it over his shoulder. He tracks the cruiser's descent and pulls the trigger. A bombardment of shock waves break the carrier apart, tearing it into shrapnel.
Parts of the cannon expand, and the pieces are picked up and stored in memory banks.
You wish this were a visual medium.
You sit down in the chair across from him. He plays a recording.
"Are you affiliated with this man?"TrilbyWill said:
[HEADING=2]Elsewhere...[/HEADING]
The man formally known as Xot watches as the ship breaks into Invictus's atmosphere.
"Idiots."
He walks to his vehicle and pops open the trunk. He pulls out what looks like some kind of cannon and hoists it over his shoulder. He tracks the cruiser's descent and pulls the trigger. A bombardment of shock waves break the carrier apart, tearing it into shrapnel.
Parts of the cannon expand, and the pieces are picked up and stored in memory banks.
You wish this were a visual medium.