Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"Salt, you are the whiniest wuss in existence. Don't deny it."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Since when have we needed permission? We're the goddamn mall fighters! Land on earth and to hell with the government says!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"That's not something to be proud of, especially when you go on about how much you like Sister."
I look at Paddy.
"You realise that Knife is the guy who actually decides where we go, don't you?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Just stating facts, Trilby."

 

[RaNDM G]

"That makes me a wuss? I seem to recall me beating the shit out of you twice."

"One practice round. And you broke the rules by killing me, so that shouldn't even count."

"Since when have we needed permission? We're the goddamn mall fighters! Land on earth and to hell with the government says!"

The Ambassador hangs up.

 

[Saltarius]

"When you first showed up! I landed some damn good hits!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I stamp off to the flight deck/control room/whatever bullshit we have that steers the ship and point at the self destruct button. "Take us to earth or I'll press that."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I hear Salt.
"Pffftthahahahahahaha! That's a lie."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I walk over to the intercom, which Knife conveniently left broadcasting.
"Don't do it, Knife. He's bluffing. And also, we won't even be allowed to land on Earth. Hell, we don't know if the ship will even make it there."

 

[Saltarius]

"Like you did anything! You sat in a fucking swivel chair the whole time observing it all!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You really think earth will be able to stop us landing?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"They probably still have nuclear missiles, so yes."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well Salt. In case you didn't notice, not only was I trapped in that room, but Sister kicked everyone's ass. And you didn't do too well against her."

 

[Saltarius]

"Still not seeing how being a wuss fits with being a Knight."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"We're a fucking infinite mall inside a spaceship. Also we can't die."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"It's ironic, because you're not noble or brave."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"If you want to go to Earth so badly, why not just wait until we reach Pietas, buy yourself a ship and go there alone?"

 

[Saltarius]

"What else is new."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I start spamming Sister with pitures off Goatse and Lemonparty.
"Wait. What 'Other mall?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, one thing that's new is you're holding a bomb to your head." I tell Salt. "Let me fix that for you."
I blow up the phone Salt is using to call Sister, and the head Salt is using to contain his brain.