Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"I dislike stupid people."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I turn and throw a lava smoothie at Trilby.
"FUCK YOU TOO, YOU PSYCOPATHIC CUNTSTAIN!"
I open the elevator and select the cockpit.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I duck, and the smoothie hits Salt instead.
"What the hell was that for?"

 

[Saltarius]

I duck as well.

"Hooray, everyone hates each other."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I don't hate you guys."
I start adjusting stuff on the rifle.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"AMW84R786^tm^t*&%r*^%NM7ER98C7E89"
I close the Elevator door and ride up to the cockpit.

 

[RaNDM G]

I come back with two short sticks of dynamite.

Warning: Detonation of explosive devices is unadvised on this level.

"Don't care."

I jam the sticks by the door hinges and light them.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"RaN WHAT THE *****!?"
I cut the burning part of the fuses off with a pair of scissors.
"There is a god damn hole in the door!"

 

[RaNDM G]

"... Oh. Sorry about that."

I relight the fuse and throw one inside.

*bang*

 

[Sigma Castell]

I walk out into the cockpit and lean over Pilot-knife, keying in the code for the Emergancy Storage Locker. With a [i/]clunk[/i] it opens, and I grab the nearest Exosuit and a helmet.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I grab the stick of dynamite and toss it in the doll room before it explodes.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I walk up to the door.
"Ran, please. Allow me." I attach some C4 to the door.

 

[RaNDM G]

The dolls break into tiny pieces.

I toss another one at Salt.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"ZOMBIE THERE IS A FUCKING HOLE IN THE DOOR. I just leaned through it. Sigma walked right the fuck past you when he MADE the hole."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"JEEZ OKAY I DIDN'T PULL THE TRIGGER."
I go through the hole.
"Alright, let's continue."

 

[RaNDM G]

"So uh..."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I get hit in the face by some Salt.
"This is why I locked the door in the first place. Now, unless you want me to replace your limbs, can you please leave me alone for five fecking minutes?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Me too."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"No." I swing the hammer into Limbless Knife's face.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I grab the hammer before it hits Knife in the face.
"Zombie, he still has his arms. And both legs. And he's fully conscious. And one of his legs has a shotgun in it."