Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Alright Bernhard."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I radio Ran.
"Yo Ran, you got a Spare pair of gel breasts anywhere?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Be careful man. She'll make you her *****."

I turn down a corner and out of sight.

Yo Ran, you got a Spare pair of gel breasts anywhere?

"That's kind of a weird thing to ask for. You try the emergency room? They might have what you're looking for."

 

[Saltarius]

"But...BUT YOU JUST IMPLIED A RELATIONSHIP IS IMPOSSIBLE!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"God dammit, RaN! You gave Salt hope!"

 

[RaNDM G]

That was the plan... To give him hope.

And he got one.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I throw a towel at Salt.
"I think he means '*****' as in she'll go all Human Centipede on you and turn you into a dog."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I radio Ran.
"Thanks. The ones on my Sexy Prisoner Costume broke."

 

[Saltarius]

"That's not Human Centipede you fucking idiot."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Im sorry, I was thinking of Harry Potter."

 

[Saltarius]

"You're just a fucking idiot. He meant like, ***** as in...*****."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Why are you such a dick Salt. I mean, I get that you hate everyone apart from Sister and Paddy, but you don't have to be so blatantly dickish about it."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm currently being a dick because I'm currently annoyed with your current stupidity, and when I try to escape current stupidity, it returns."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I wake up. "What the shit have you incompetent fuckwits been doing in my absence? Don't answer that,I know what. When will this fucking journey be over?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well, now that everyone's on their periods, how about I go and drown in a vat of sulfuric acid? Because that'd be more pleasurable than listening to you guys whine for ages."

 

[Saltarius]

"I honestly wish I wasn't blind just to see that one sight. You dying horribly, that is."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm sorry I expect to go to sleep and not wake up to find holes burned/exploded in the ship and Woon flying u into an asteroid field.!

 

[MinimanZombie]

I kick Salt in the crotch, before pounding his head against the door of Trilby's workshop.
"♫ Mall Fight, this is mall fight, we're the bitchiest guys in history! From the, planet Earth, we're the shittiest ones alive ♫"

 

[Saltarius]

"We could always just take a pact of silence."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I shrug and walk away, back towards the workshop.
"If you can't handle the Swag, Salt, thats not my problem."