Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"It's cool man, I'll catch up with you in a second." I clutch at the bin attempting to prevent my collapse to the floor.

I fail.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Well I suppose it is only fair. I [i/]am[/i] the least competant fighter in our little band."

"Got that right. You want to make the next move or should I proceed with the ass kicking?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff"
I draw my sword, still lying on my back.
"I don't see why this is even necessary."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I throw away the picture and shoot a guy in the face.
Because we've gone too long without committing a violent crime.
I run away, find a safe spot, and remove my Knife disguise.

 

[Saltarius]

"I am going to enjoy your screams of pain, Castell."

 

[RaNDM G]

I draw my sword, still lying on my back.
"I don't see why this is even necessary."

"I could just slaughter you now, but that would take the fun out of it."

She puts her fists up.

"Are you just going to lie down all day?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I put my phone to my ear.
"Jokes on you, Salt. That dried smoothie I ate was actually a poison that will dissolve my vocal cords. It should take effect right about...no-"
I suddenly can't speak.
I text Salt.
[No screams for you]

 

[Saltarius]

"I'll just ask Sis how delightful it was to beat you into bloody paste."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Well that's not fair! Screaming is what makes it fun!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Dude, I know right? Wait shit, that's really nota very Knightly thing to sa-fuck it, I don't need to anyways."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I text Sister.
[It's comfortable down here.]
I throw a lobster at her face.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Is there a hospital here?" I manage to pronounce through sobs.

 

[Saltarius]

"Probably through customs. It'll be okay dude."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Gimme a sec. Wait. Now my eyes are bleeding."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

During my not-really-that-daring escape, I come across Paddy, lying on the floor.
"Wow."
I give him some perfectly legal medicinal morphine that definitely isn't just some ecstasy and crack blended into a liquid.
"Take this."

 

[Generalissimo]

according to the official mall fight forum, mall fight has ended.

Hey Tom. I remember you back in Mall Fight 3.

Thanks for the support man. It's a shame the main Mall Fight series ended, but these things happen. Hopefully they'll be back up and running soon once they figure out what they want to do.

When we open up, feel free to join in. We always keep the door open for returning players.

when the next act opens, i'll be there, message me when it does.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"That ain't gonna do shit Trilby. Also my hands are shaking too much to use it."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I inject the cocktail of drugs into Paddy.
"You just keep telling yourself that."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh my god no!" I void my bowels and stagger to my feet. "I quit you asshole!"

 

[RaNDM G]

"That's it. I don't even want to fight anymore."

Sigma wins by default.