"You do realise that you could just kill yourself and you would respawn perfectly clean, with no addictions and no withdrawal symptoms. The fact that respawning removes the damage is probably the only reason you were able to function."
Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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"'kay."
I grab a large-print hardback copy of the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy and drop it on Paddy's head a few times.
I grab a large-print hardback copy of the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy and drop it on Paddy's head a few times.
"Ha!" I laugh at the poor quality of Trilby's selection while eyeing a complete boxset of hardback largeprint copies of In Search of Lost Time (The world's longest published novel, over 1,200,000 words on around 4200 pages depending on the edition.) Then I die.
I sheath my sword.
[Awesome. Dying is painful, I don't enjoy it happening to me. Have a Bluetini.]
I hand Sister a Bluetini.
[Awesome. Dying is painful, I don't enjoy it happening to me. Have a Bluetini.]
I hand Sister a Bluetini.
"Stop complaining. At least you're not that guy."
I point at a different customer, then shoot him in the lungs.
"Would you like to have a hole in you?"
I point at a different customer, then shoot him in the lungs.
"Would you like to have a hole in you?"
I text Trilby.
[Sorry, that was meant to land in your hand]
I turn to Sister.
[You should probably get gojng. Salts going to think you ditched him.]
[Sorry, that was meant to land in your hand]
I turn to Sister.
[You should probably get gojng. Salts going to think you ditched him.]
"Good. Great. Now, I'm going to go beat Sigma to death for getting glass in my eyes."
I walk in the general direction the Bluetini came from.
I walk in the general direction the Bluetini came from.