I'm particularly tickled by him breaking into a house by pretending to be a female house keeper, then holding the people at gunpoint while crying.Matthew94 said:
Dafuq?
Also, he looks like a potato...
Man allegedly commits 10 felonies in 9 hours (aka: GTA irl)
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Dafuq?
Also, he looks like a potato...
What i find most interesting is that he cried while robbing people. Makes you wonder what kinds of emotions were on display during the other felonies.
What i'm also curious about here is his motive because it kinda looks like he just wanted to see how much he could get done before he got caught. I mean, most real psychos have a sort of preferance for these things (the boston strangler, the zodiac killer... Charles Manson, i dunno), but he just went straight from stealing a shirt and setting fire to a shop to taking a shit on someone's desk.
I'm guessing delirium or meth... or perhaps just boredom.
What i'm also curious about here is his motive because it kinda looks like he just wanted to see how much he could get done before he got caught. I mean, most real psychos have a sort of preferance for these things (the boston strangler, the zodiac killer... Charles Manson, i dunno), but he just went straight from stealing a shirt and setting fire to a shop to taking a shit on someone's desk.
I'm guessing delirium or meth... or perhaps just boredom.
FamoFunk said:
Wait....Why a FEMALE housekeeper specifically? How does that even work? Did he knock before singing the word "housekeeping!" in a comically high-pitched voice, possibly with a British accent? Or maybe it's better then that: Maybe the 199 dollars worth of stuff he bought at the Wal-Mart was all make-up and women's clothes, and he pulled a Doubtfire on all those people. Then started crying when he realized that several hours of preparation went into a con that only lasted about 5 seconds.
In all seriousness, this man is obviously completely insane.
In all seriousness, this man is obviously completely insane.
Ok, let's be a bit serious about this... fucking hell, I can't be serious, this is the funniest fucking thing I've read in months! Seriously, this man is a genius! I've done some weird shit in video games, but nothing this insane! I now know what I'm doing when I get home in Red Dead Redemption.
Oh shit, it took me a good 5 minutes to stop laughing after I read that. Breaking into the law office, shitting on the desk and smearing it on the degrees is comedy gold. Stealing a T Shirt from the place before burning it down is pretty funny too. Probably figured it was going to be a collector's item soon.
I feel like there's a point at which you know you're going to jail, and it's best just to make sure it's something impressive.Fappy said:
"What are you in for?"
*Maniacal cackling*
IT'S TOO DAMNED GREEN! DAMN FERTILIZERS RUINING A PERFECTLY GOOD DIRT STAIN HERE OR THERE TO GIVE IT A MORE "LIVED ON" LOOK!Matthew94 said:
Nature is fine. I blame gardeners! /shakes cane at them too
Let's all be honest here: This man is probably the single coolest individual ever to grace the Earth with his presence. Seriously, my hero.
OR he has the most boring bucket list conceivable. Really... he's done everything else. His list probably looks like:Grouchy Imp said:
1. Watch paint dry
2. Count every grain of sand in the Mojave
3. Wash lawn, one blade of grass at a time
and so on, and so forth.
It's amazingly difficult to think of things that are universally boring. You pretty much have to fall back on tedium.
With the way he flew completely off the handle, do you think this guy has anybody left to bail him out? I mean, once you pistol-whip your mom and force her to drive you somewhere a couple times, she's not gonna be in a real rush to get you out of jail.Fox242 said:
What I love is that he stole credit cards, and apparently had no worries about leaving a paper trail by buying other stuff, but his favorite method of transportation is holding up taxi drivers at gunpoint. More than once. Why? It's not your money, just pay the guy!