Stupid people, that's what Tiggers love best.
I hope the tigers won't suffer at all for this guys actions.
I hope the tigers won't suffer at all for this guys actions.
Man breaks into the tiger enclosure at the zoo....Gets eaten.
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The German guy didn't really want to die, it was just an unavoidable consequence of his true desire--being consumed.Black Arrow Officer said:
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Natural selection is working?
Sorry to say that, but it's true. If he was mentally ill, I might understand.
Even if you're blinding drunk and too stupid to realise going into a Tiger enclosure is a bad thing, it's your fault.
The Tigers were just acting on instinct. They might have cubs in there they need to protect.
Hope they don't get put to sleep because of this. They're so cute
Sorry to say that, but it's true. If he was mentally ill, I might understand.
Even if you're blinding drunk and too stupid to realise going into a Tiger enclosure is a bad thing, it's your fault.
The Tigers were just acting on instinct. They might have cubs in there they need to protect.
Hope they don't get put to sleep because of this. They're so cute
In the great words of nash, What the unholy fuck is wrong with you?
You don't get many more logical progressions than "going into a tiger enclosure, getting eaten" so what the guy was thinking, I'll never know. Hell, maybe he was suicidal and thought "if I'm doing this, I'm getting in the goddamn papers!".
Still, sad they may have to put down the tigers. And yes, I'm sadder about that than the guy who got eaten. He was stupid. The tigers were just doing what they do.
You don't get many more logical progressions than "going into a tiger enclosure, getting eaten" so what the guy was thinking, I'll never know. Hell, maybe he was suicidal and thought "if I'm doing this, I'm getting in the goddamn papers!".
Still, sad they may have to put down the tigers. And yes, I'm sadder about that than the guy who got eaten. He was stupid. The tigers were just doing what they do.
Hahaha, excuse my sociopathy, I'd love to see that. I hope the tigers had a nice meal. And they had better not be put down because of some stupid f**k.
Gotta say...if suicide WAS his motive, that's one hell of a way to do it. "No, I don't wanna blow my head off. Don't wanna OD on sleeping pills. Don't wanna jump off a roof. No...if I'm going out, I want to be torn apart by tigers!"
I mean good god, there HAS to be some other reason he got in there, that's just too brutal. My guess is some kind of drunken dare or something.
I mean good god, there HAS to be some other reason he got in there, that's just too brutal. My guess is some kind of drunken dare or something.
Thing is, you can survive a gun shot and death by hanging is not a sure thing either. And then you'd spend the rest of your existence, locked in a tiny room or worse. Whereas tigers are an almost guaranteed death.idarkphoenixi said:
Captcha: carpe diem
Yes, captcha, he did.
Similar thing happened with a crocodile in a town I used to live in. Although it was a drunk jackass trying to ride it, and he somehow managed to not die.
http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/newshome/7574442/man-jumps-into-broome-croc-pond/
http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/newshome/7574442/man-jumps-into-broome-croc-pond/
What if you can't procreate but you buy numerous consoles and top end PC's for your niece and nephew?Xanthious said:
I mean that counts right?
:<
Also I own cats.
If this was suicide i can think of much less painful (but admittedly less awesome) ways to go.
If it's not then this is a brilliant Darwin Award example. Like the woman who was on safari and decided to get out of the van and rearrange a lioness' cubs so that she could take a better picture of them...
If it's not then this is a brilliant Darwin Award example. Like the woman who was on safari and decided to get out of the van and rearrange a lioness' cubs so that she could take a better picture of them...
