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Da Orky Man

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A man is Östersund, a Swedish town in the north of the country, has been caught on film as he pleasured himself against a bicycle.

A masturbating man has been caught on film rubbing himself against the seat of a bicycle, whose owner had grown tired of finding the tyres punctured and set up a camera.

The film, published by the Kvällsposten daily, shows how a hooded man approaches the bicycle, punctures the tyres and then proceeds to pleasure himself.

"I am not scared of him, but mostly irritated over all the punctures I have had to fix," said Per Edström to the newspaper.

Edström had grown tired of finding the tyres on his girlfriend's bike deflated and placed a camera to stand guard.

The latest attack on the red-green coloured city bike took place on Thursday evening outside of the couple's terraced house in Östersund in northern Sweden.

The man appears to be holding a picture in his hand and Edström expressed concern that it may feature his girlfriend.

"My girlfriend finds it all a little concerning, you never know if he has checked her out in some way, and whether it is a picture of her he has in his hand when he is masturbating," he told Kvällsposten.

Östersund police are investigating whether there is any connection between the recent spate of masturbation bike attacks with similar incidents from 2007.

A 35-year-old man was arrested in 2007 after having slashed the tyres and ejaculated over some 20 bike seats in the city.

The man was sentenced to secure psychiatric care and is reported to have since been released.
Just thought this might cheer everyone up.

Source: http://www.thelocal.se/48642/20130623/

The film (Swedish site): http://www.expressen.se/kvp/tidlost/cykelonanisten-fastnade-pa-film/

Essentially safe-for-work, but will happily let mods remove link if needed.
 

Albino Boo

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I have been to Ostersund and I can't say I'm surprised. If I lived there all year I'd go mad too.
 

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This is absolutely disgusting, what a violation of simple human rights. If someone is sexually attracted to Bicycles that they shouldn't be judged for that. No one should be able to tell you who you can and can't love.
 

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"Östersund police are investigating whether there is any connection between the recent spate of masturbation bike attacks with similar incidents from 2007."

"investigating whether there is any connection between the recent spate of masturbation bike attacks"

"connection between the recent spate of masturbation bike attacks"

"masturbation bike attacks"

Drink it in, folks. We officially live in a world where this is a thing that can happen.

 

Hazy992

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masturbation bike attacks
This is the best phrase

White Lightning said:
This is absolutely disgusting, what a violation of simple human rights. If someone is sexually attracted to Bicycles that they shouldn't be judged for that. No one should be able to tell you who you can and can't love.
I think it's more to do with the criminal damage he's committing. I doubt anyone would care that he wants to fuck bikes (seriously, having a sexual attraction to an inanimate object is the most harmless thing in the world), but he shouldn't be going around damaging people's property.
 

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White Lightning said:
This is absolutely disgusting, what a violation of simple human rights. If someone is sexually attracted to Bicycles that they shouldn't be judged for that. No one should be able to tell you who you can and can't love.
I was getting all angry, and ready to type a strongly worded reply, but then I larfed m8.
 

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Wait, why does he have to puncture the tyres? So that it doesn't get away from him?
 

Da Orky Man

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Scarim Coral said:
Wait, why does he have to puncture the tyres? So that it doesn't get away from him?
Maybe he planned to do something more? Unlike cars/motorbikes, bicycles don't come with ready-made holes.
 

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Leemaster777 said:
"Östersund police are investigating whether there is any connection between the recent spate of masturbation bike attacks with similar incidents from 2007."

"investigating whether there is any connection between the recent spate of masturbation bike attacks"

"connection between the recent spate of masturbation bike attacks"

"masturbation bike attacks"

Drink it in, folks. We officially live in a world where this is a thing that can happen.

Please don't use the phrase "masturbation bike attacks" followed by "drink it in". I should not have to explain why.

OT: I'm still waiting to see a man eat his own head, then I will have seen everything.
 

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Scarim Coral said:
Wait, why does he have to puncture the tyres? So that it doesn't get away from him?
Da Orky Man said:
Maybe he planned to do something more? Unlike cars/motorbikes, bicycles don't come with ready-made holes.
Appearantly he punctured the tires so the air would blow on his dick while he masturbated.

... yes, really. Us Swedes are really fucked, aren't we?
 

Da Orky Man

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Trucken said:
Scarim Coral said:
Wait, why does he have to puncture the tyres? So that it doesn't get away from him?
Da Orky Man said:
Maybe he planned to do something more? Unlike cars/motorbikes, bicycles don't come with ready-made holes.
Appearantly he punctured the tires so the air would blow on his dick while he masturbated.

... yes, really. Us Swedes are really fucked, aren't we?
Spend a while poking thorough this:

http://satwcomic.com/the-world

Its written by a Dane who recently moved to England. Rather entertaining, and is the closest thing to a guide to Scandinavia I have. The Swedes get off surprisingly well,.
 

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ShipofFools said:
So this is a common problem in Sweden, then?
Öh, yöu wöuldn't believe, I cänt leåve the bicycle unguärded för å secönd beföre söme trenchcöäted mån cömes däshing fröm the shädöws...

Scarim Coral said:
Wait, why does he have to puncture the tyres? So that it doesn't get away from him?
Dön't äsk. Thöse mönsters knöws nö böunds.
 

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A bit misleading all thing considered.

Basically, sounds like he's a creep who's into the girl, and is simply masturbating on her bike.

Still creepy and fucked up, but still human based... Which is something, I guess.
 

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Da Orky Man said:
Trucken said:
Scarim Coral said:
Wait, why does he have to puncture the tyres? So that it doesn't get away from him?
Da Orky Man said:
Maybe he planned to do something more? Unlike cars/motorbikes, bicycles don't come with ready-made holes.
Appearantly he punctured the tires so the air would blow on his dick while he masturbated.

... yes, really. Us Swedes are really fucked, aren't we?
Spend a while poking thorough this:

http://satwcomic.com/the-world

Its written by a Dane who recently moved to England. Rather entertaining, and is the closest thing to a guide to Scandinavia I have. The Swedes get off surprisingly well,.
Yeah, I've read it, and we do come off as pretty normal people, for some weird reason. Except that we have criminal gangs that steal cookies.