Man caught molesting bicycle

[Bernzz]

Heh, guess we know who the village bicycle is now...

It's over folks, you can all go home. Spiritmaster has won the thread.

seriously man I'm dying over here

OT: Well. That DID cheer me up. All the same, that's enough news for today.

 

[RJ 17]

..............
Well this goes onto my list of "...are you fucking kidding me?" fetishes. Hey, I know the saying "whatever floats your boat", but seriously some things are just completely bizarre.

The #1 on my list of strange fetishes, though, is a rare one where a guy finds it impossible to climax unless - right on the brink of pleasure - he smashes a small statue. Doesn't matter what the statue is (though I think it'd be weirder if it did matter), just so long as he gets to smash one.

 

[Mr Mystery Guest]

The real question is did he cause the bicycle any distress and was it consensual, otherwise it is a victim less crime.

 

[Bonk4licious]

I just hope he used protection, otherwise the next story will be a custody battle for some poor tricycles.

 

[Goofguy]

Well, this is a strange story. Then again, we're taking about the human race here... not really surprising when you see some of the content that's easily accessible online.

 

[DudeistBelieve]

Somehow, I find this man's actions more disturbing than an actual rapist.

I mean a guy rapes a girl, at least somehow that makes some sort of logical sense.

This guy? Who knows what the fuck he's thinking.

He's not only raped a bike, he's been raping the bike for WEEKS man.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

That must've been one sexy bike.

 

[Piorn]

In my opinion, you can look at bike pictures and imagine all you want, but once you go outside and actually violate an innocent bike, you have gone too far.

 

[FalloutJack]

This changes everything in that one Queen song, doesn't it?

(No, I don't think so!)

 

[Angelous Wang]

Somehow, I find this man's actions more disturbing than an actual rapist.

I mean a guy rapes a girl, at least somehow that makes some sort of logical sense.

This guy? Who knows what the fuck he's thinking.

He's not only raped a bike, he's been raping the bike for WEEKS man.

Maybe he read to much into the toilet seat pregnancy myth and decided to do a bike version on the woman.

He was hoping the girlfriend grinding against his semen on the seat would get her pregnant. So she'd have a rape pregnancy without actually doing the rape.

CAPTCHA = don't be late

She better fucking hope she's not late.

 

[Pinkamena]

What a wheelie bad idea that was.

We really need to stop these pedalphiles.

>pedalphiles

You win!
But, why did he slash the tires? Becausemthe bike and been a very bad bicycle and needed to be punished ormsomething?