Man gets arrested for making out with blow up doll.

[ChocoFace]

the blow-up doll thing didnt make me laugh.

but THIS?
charged with breach of peace, was wearing shorts with a three-inch opening "in the crotch area." Of course, he "had no underwear on under the shorts,"

yeah this did

 

[Freedon Nad]

It could be worse, he could be making with two dogs, while dressed as JRPG character.
A lot of alcohol will be required to burn that out of my head...

 

[Spacelord]

Sooner or later this was to be expected. I mean, isn't that what blow-up dolls are for after all?

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

This guy sounds like he should be thrown in the rubber room...

"What the hell are you doin' son?!"
"Oh I was gettin' some clothes for my dolls..."

 

[arcainia]

Yum, Reese's.

Looks like he's quite the multi-tasker though.

 

[Andalusa]

*snigger*
Strange man.

 

[Vanilla Gorilla]

We need people like this in society to make the rest of us look normal...

Ahhh functionalism... I agree, plus you end up with countless cheap laughs.

 

[Jharry5]

That's just plain odd right there. I feel sorry for those regular people who had to see that...

 

[Thaepheux]

I wonder if it had been him and a hooker, would he still stick to the story of him going in Target to buy her clothes?
Or perhaps, depending on the hypothetical hookers weight, he might have been heading to Target to buy her some more Reeses chocolate.

 

[Rock Avich]

Meh. Seen worse.

 

[NeonZombie]

aaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahhahah wtf

 

[Rock Avich]

They see him rollin'
They hatin'

As long as he isn't riding that doll dirty...

 

[Charli]

Heeheeheheeheeheehee. It's news like this that keeps the world from /depressionsuicide.

 

[PureChaos]

Am I the only person that doesn't find this particularly disturbing? There have been plenty of much more crazy people doing much crazier things. Wearing pants with a hole in the front for your dick and having sex with blow-up dolls in your car in a public parking lot isn't really that extreme. He could have taken a gun to the customers of the store he was parked in front of, for instance. So what.

i agree. it's strange but not disturbing. i can see why he got arrested and everything but there have definitely been worse things happen. i did laugh

 

[Joselyn]

...What a frustrated freak....

 

[AndyFromMonday]

Very....very....weird....dude. Seriously how can someone do that?

 

[goodman528]

Did they arrest the doll as well?

 

[yourbeliefs]

That's just plain odd right there. I feel sorry for those regular people who had to see that...

I feel sorry I wasn't there. I'd be recording that in no time. I can't believe he refused to leave at first. When you're caught in the middle of a "creep crime," you need to just obey the police and do whatever you can to make the situation end ASAP.