Man Googles Himself, Finds He's Wanted for Murder

[whycantibelinus]

Oh man, that kid should sue for defamation of character and never work a day in his life. Lucky bastard.

 

[Deleted]

He must have shit a thousand bricks.

My name doesn't bring anything that cool though.

 

[Poofs]

i wonder if he changed his pants before, or after calling the police?

 

[TheDuckbunny]

Whoops! Well to be fair everybody makes mistakes

It took him about nine murders to figure out, though.

 

[Giantcain]

Apparently I am a farm economist, is that a bad thing?

 

[A Pious Cultist]

Truer words were never spoken, Mr. Garcia. It's not a sandwich, it's somebody's life.

I salute you Greg Tito.

 

[FinalGamer]

Well good thing he sorted that out before it went any further.

 

[TrollOgerElf]

But i must ask.
What if it was?
what kind of sammich would it be i wonder...
What about a doughnut? would it be a forbidden doughnut?
mmm forbidden doughnut.

 

[Beryl77]

Wow it's true, you really can find anything on google, even yourself as a wanted murderer.
Sadly, I've never found anything except my facebook page on google, not even other people with my name. My name is just too rare.

 

[ExileNZ]

Has somebody else already posted this?

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/085/540/original/Obesity_Zach-Garcia-Qte.jpg?1291179712

It's official - it's a meme!

 

[x0ny]

This made me google myself. I got porn -.-

 

[bushwhacker2k]

Wouldn't most people avoid the cops if they found out they were wanted for murder?

Well, I think unless cops are causing irrational fear that one would be expected to simply call in and say something to the contrary. I personally feel that cops are made out to be worse than they are in the media but I can't speak personally for it.

This was stupid, I agree this is something that they should take more seriously.

 

[duchaked]

I looked some of my friends up...
needless to say, they aren't my friends anymore...lol

 

[radarbsm]

When I went on google and searched for my name it turns out, I was on American Idol this past season.

OT: Well at least he was able to get it all sorted out before the police came knocking on his door.

 

[SadisticPretzel]

I refuse to Google myself. I'm scared of the results.

 

[The Long Road]

~snip~

The internet meme should be made on TF2's heavy. For him, sandviches and murder are the same thing.

Your wish is my command.

Profile pic'd.

OT: This brings 'once you see it, you'll shit bricks' to a WHOLE new level.

 

[GamemasterAnthony]

Actually, I'm afraid to Google myself. Didn't my mom say I'd go blind?

Oh wait...I'm thinking of something else...

 

[Thedayrecker]

This is near where I live, and I gotta say.... I'm not surprised.

Stupid cops.

 

[LitleWaffle]

*checks google*
Oh... oh god...
I'm a co-creator.... of Twitter...

I think i'm going to cry in a corner now..

 

[Grimlock Fett]

Wouldn't most people avoid the cops if they found out they were wanted for murder?

The best way to hide is in plain sight! No one expects you to be a sandwich, I mean in the open!!

Theres alot of books written by "P.Kerr". I have yet to claim though that I'm a published author! Chicks like books right?