man pees on terrorist, earns medal

[Jroo wuz heer]

come up with ridiculous headlines
I'm gonna keep adding more as I think of them

boy raids mom's cookie jar, charged with theft

 

[The Red Spy]

Aliens make contact, ask for directions.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

"Man's attempts to get in headlines FOILED!"

 

[Neverhoodian]

"Forum goer creates thread with weird title, hopes to get lots of attention."

I guess it worked.

 

[FirstPersonWinner]

"Canada Becomes Major Player in World Affairs"

 

[Yassen]

Kim Jon ill rickrolled by anonymous, declares war. Anonymous responds "Hu mad son?"

 

[omicron1]

Bungie bought by Zynga, will produce webgame "Spartan Online."

 

[BlumiereBleck]

"Canada Becomes Major Player in World Affairs"

Thank you....youve made my day! :'} that was just to funny!

'Men on Mars "Want Beer" they say!'

 

[Leg End]

"Fox News becomes official news source of the Middle East."

 

[Blue_vision]

"Canada Becomes Major Player in World Affairs"

I lol'd

"New American Monarch Moves Capital to Chicago"

 

[Skuffyshootster]

KFC's 11 Secret Herbs and Spices Have Potential to Cure Cancer.

 

[Mr. Omega]

It's over 9000! *paper is crushed*

 

[Gruevy]

Man unknowingly walks into women's restroom, onlookers appalled.

 

[omicron1]

Congress Votes for 20% Pay Cut

 

[Leg End]

KFC's 11 Secret Herbs and Spices Have Potential to Cure Cancer.

How is that ridiculous when it's true?

It's over 9000! *paper is crushed*

It was bound to be mentioned. Kudos to you.

"Canada Becomes Major Player in World Affairs"

You owe me a new damn laptop. Orange Soda. Orange Soda everywhere.

 

[Shakaar9267]

America legalized marijuana, stops trying to be the 'world police'.

 

[Leg End]

Congress Votes for 20% Pay Cut

To Congress or teachers?

 

[HellspawnCandy]

George Washington comes out of the grave, demanding new teeth.

 

[Drakmeire]

I don't need to make one up
http://seriouslulz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/1242885695307-570x733.jpg
yes it's real.