man pees on terrorist, earns medal

[omicron1]

"Prothean Beacon Found in Idaho. Local Farmer Claims Ownership Rights, Patents Element Zero."

 

[Gilhelmi]

snip

I wonder where I can read that story? hint hint

That is awesome btw. If I did that my local paper would run the same headline.

here's an abridged version of the story
http://urngarden.com/cremationblog/2007/07/04/my-hero-alex-mcilveen/
and here's a more humorous take on the incident
http://www.cracked.com/article/79_the-5-most-embarrassing-failures-in-history-terrorism_p2
#1

Thank You for the links

 

[Stryc9]

Bungie bought by Zynga, will produce webgame "HaloVille."

There I fixed that for you.

"George Broussard hired by Gearbox, Duke Nukem Forever will be released 'When it's done.' again."

 

[Blemontea]

"7 out of 10 people spill coffee on there newspaper from fake headlines."

 

[FalloutJack]

come up with ridiculous headlines
I'm gonna keep adding more as I think of them

boy raids mom's cookie jar, charged with theft

You mean you were JOKING?! Come on, that'd be awesome! Oh well...

OT: "Philedelphia Turns Hindu Overnight."

 

[A Tasty Burger]

"Duke Nukem delayed to May 4th"

 

[Zeromaxx]

Crayon removed from George Bush's brain, IQ of 190 discovered.

 

[omicron1]

Bungie bought by Zynga, will produce webgame "HaloVille."

There I fixed that for you.

"George Broussard hired by Gearbox, Duke Nukem Forever will be released 'When it's done.' again."

I thought about using that exact name (really), but decided against it as being too obvious.



"Sony, Nintendo, and Microsoft Reveal Their New Consoles, Surprised to See They're All Identical."

 

[Leg End]

Bungie bought by Zynga, will produce webgame "HaloVille."

There I fixed that for you.

"George Broussard hired by Gearbox, Duke Nukem Forever will be released 'When it's done.' again."

So it'll be released 10 years ago?

OT: "Gabe Newell Announces Half-Life 2: Episode 3, Random Dipshit Insults His Weight, Cancels The Game, Announces Development On Duke Nukem Forever And Ever.

 

[The-Bad-Blooded]

"Man teabagged after shooting"

 

[VanityGirl]

"North Korea will give cake to all nations... Yellow cake"

 

[omicron1]

"Local Rats Discovered to be Intelligent, Living in City Under Thorn Bush."

 

[Thedayrecker]

"Man's attempts to get in headlines FOILED!"

Spoiler: Hey

OT: Glenn Beck Was Right

 

[Godhead]

Studies show people don't care about our studies and we're wasting their money! News at 11

I love your avatar good sir/madam.

OT: George Lucas to re-re-re-release the original Star Wars Trilogy in the original format. Also gives away all money made on merchandising to charity..

 

[The Night Shade]

Jesus Returs saying "why? the fuck are all of you wearing crosses you didn't get the message?"

 

[JordanXlord]

FOX NEWS IS NONTHING BUT BULLSHIT

what?...its true

 

[omicron1]

Stuff!

If you believe this, the topic was for "funny/not-serious" headlines, and your Fox-bashing doesn't belong here.
If you don't believe this, it's actually pretty funny.


"McDonalds Cheeseburger Produces More Energy Burned than It Takes to Create, Scientists Find"

 

[IronicBeet]

"Videogames: Are They Molesting Our Children?"

 

[Irridium]

Duke Nukem Forever is actually coming out.
Wait...