Manly Feats Of Manliness

[NickIsCool]

So i just ripped a phone book in half...

and now i feel awesome

it was my first time doing it and i was like AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

it might be, to date, the manliest thing i have ever done

...besides maybe demolishing a wall for my grandma with kicks and punches...

so my question to fellow Escapees

Whats the manliest thing you have ever done, and was it awesome

 

[Marter]

Not really all that much. I suppose scoring a goal in soccer from my own goal line, as the goalie. That was a pretty cool moment.

 

[Snarky Username]

I once wrestled a bear.

The animal, not the chubby homosexual.

 

[NJ]

A friend torching my totalled first car as I stand on the roof yelling "I. AM. MAN."

 

[Citrus]

I once read about Audie Murphy.

 

[Logic 0]

Doing 100 arm curls with a dumbbell, that was the manilest thing I ever did.

 

[NickIsCool]

Not really all that much. I suppose scoring a goal in soccer from my own goal line, as the goalie. That was a pretty cool moment.

i used to be really good at soccer... kinda

then i got out of shape... and slower...

thats a pretty impressive kick though and i am jealous

 

[Marter]

Not really all that much. I suppose scoring a goal in soccer from my own goal line, as the goalie. That was a pretty cool moment.

i used to be really good at soccer... kinda

then i got out of shape... and slower...

thats a pretty impressive kick though and i am jealous

Thanks! I was pretty happy with it. I've yet to be able to replicate it though.

 

[Blindswordmaster]

I annihilated a picnic table with a base ball bat. I also chopped down a tree with a shovel, because I couldn't find the axe.

 

[searron]

Let's see. I ran a six minute mile. I swam one mile. I knocked someone out in one punch. I enjoy tequila shots laced with Tabasco.

But really, the manliest man was Teddy Roosevelt. Seriously, he was ridiculous.

 

[NickIsCool]

Let's see. I ran a six minute mile. I swam one mile. I knocked someone out in one punch. I enjoy tequila shots laced with Tabasco.

But really, the manliest man was Teddy Roosevelt. Seriously, he was ridiculous.

we werent talking about the gods of manliness, we were talking about manly things they alow us to do

OT: those are some manly things. what was the time on swimming a mile?

 

[HT_Black]

I wrestled two horses to the grounds at the same time. And then I fought a German Shepard into submission. I also subdued an engraged full-grown billy goat. With my bare hands.

Oh yeah.

 

[searron]

we werent talking about the gods of manliness, we were talking about manly things they alow us to do

OT: those are some manly things. what was the time on swimming a mile?

Something like 15-20 minutes, I suck at swimming.

EDIT:
I've also leg pressed about 700 pounds. I let my brother used his homemade taser on me.

 

[NickIsCool]

we werent talking about the gods of manliness, we were talking about manly things they alow us to do

OT: those are some manly things. what was the time on swimming a mile?

Something like 15-20 minutes, I suck at swimming.

im kinda good at swimming. im like a sprinter in water. is that a good time for a mile?

 

[Sir Kemper]

I punched a shark so hard it had babies.

Now ManSharkBabies exist.

Your welcome.

 

[Russian_Assassin]

I tore down a wall, by looking at it with an angry stare!

 

[searron]

Something like 15-20 minutes, I suck at swimming.

im kinda good at swimming. im like a sprinter in water. is that a good time for a mile?

I don't know, I need to do it to become a life gaurd. I wasn't worrying about time, more about not drowning, because I had quit a pack a day smoking habbit a week before doing the swimming mile.

 

[NickIsCool]

I don't know, I need to do it to become a life gaurd. I wasn't worrying about time, more about not drowning, because I had quit a pack a day smoking habbit a week before doing the swimming mile.

that seams like it would change your priorities a bit

why did you become a lifeguard?

 

[Jark212]

I read the first Twilight book...

Seriously...

 

[JWW]

I ATE BURNT MEAT! RAAAAAWWWWWWRRR!

[small]Tiny penis man compensates where he can[/small]

I read the first Twilight book...

Seriously...

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