Manly Feats Of Manliness

[Croix Sinistre]

at the range, with my .22 revolver. A girl I'm there with says, "I'll give you head if you can hit this bottle," and hands me a beer bottle. I take it as far as possible at this range (it was maybe 50-60 feet from the berm) and place it down. We had been firing for a couple of hours and my gun was dirty as hell and the sights weren't even zeroed.

I come back and say "promise?" she agrees and i look at her, then glance down range for a moment to one handedly shoot it dead on.

Safe to say that night ended well.

 

[Revolutionary]

I sculled a tub of sweet chilly sauce.

 

[Withall]

I read the first Twilight book...

Seriously...

More of a man than most. You got balls, man.

 

[searron]

I worked at a summer camp one year, and the director said "Hey, do you want to be a life gaurd." I decided, what the hell. Being a life guard is much more preferable to playing in the pool with the kids. Esp since all the girls had crushes on me, and it being America, made it very dangerous for me.

well... that would be awkward

and really bad cause your in america

Exactly why I much preferred to it in the life guard pool. It was bad enough when I overheard the 12 year girls talking about orally pleasing me. At that point, I made sure there was another counselor around me at all times to verify that I have done nothing.

 

[JEBWrench]

I read the first Twilight book...

Seriously...

Yeah, well, I read all four!

And then baked a delicious cake!

ME = MAN.

 

[NickIsCool]

I worked at a summer camp one year, and the director said "Hey, do you want to be a life gaurd." I decided, what the hell. Being a life guard is much more preferable to playing in the pool with the kids. Esp since all the girls had crushes on me, and it being America, made it very dangerous for me.

well... that would be awkward

and really bad cause your in america

Exactly why I much preferred to it in the life guard pool. It was bad enough when I overheard the 12 year girls talking about orally pleasing me. At that point, I made sure there was another counselor around me at all times to verify that I have done nothing.

...wow. are you just that good looking of a guy that they flock to you like that?

or are they just unsure of what they want to do with all their hormones...

i feel sorry for you man

 

[searron]

...wow. are you just that good looking of a guy that they flock to you like that?

or are they just unsure of what they want to do with all their hormones...

i feel sorry for you man

I'm pretty good looking, but I certainly don't look like a model. The thing that matters is that I'm confident, and I honestly don't give a shit what other people think about me. Plus younger chicks always crush on older guys.

 

[Shockolate]

I jumped over a car that almost to hit me.

Well, technically, I jumped onto the hood, then onto the roof, then off the roof onto the ground. And I landed in the same spot I jumped from.

So, I ran across a moving car? I don't know, but it was pretty bad ass.

 

[Jark212]

I read the first Twilight book...

Seriously...

Yeah, well, I read all four!

And then baked a delicious cake!

ME = MAN.

You sure have me beat...

And the delicious cake really sealed the deal...