Manly things to do before you die.

[Prometherion]

We all know bout swimming with dolphins or round the world trips as something people want to do before we die.

But what about something manly to do before you die?

Like knocking someone out, eating a 36oz steak, becoming a bearded fisherman or calling a boxer a dickhead. etc.

Gender biased perhaps, but boys will be boys.

The manlier the better, pictures are welcome but keep the chuck norris references to the funny minimum.

 

[JokerCrowe]

I'd like to be in a real fistfight. And go skydiving. : )

Oh! And have sex...

 

[OmegaXzors]

In general before we die as in of old age? Assassinate someone in a tuxedo.

 

[Phantom_IEC]

Win a fist fight against a bear...

 

[HighHoax]

slap a lion.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Be a masochistic just like Dorian

 

[wizzerd229]

Dick Slap a Great White Shark

 

[Ossian]

Be a Dad Ooooh! I bet no one expected that one.

 

[Darth Caelum]

Beat someone to near death with a Stick, find a Girlfriend, defend girlfriend from asshole. They can all be related.

 

[Armored Prayer]

Score with two hot ladies.

Bring a knife to a gunfight and win.

And punch a Whale.

 

[Zackary Yakumo]

make a manly Meat Mushroom (Loading Ready Run reference)

 

[Prometherion]

Score with two hot ladies.

Bring a knife to a gunfight and win.

And punch a Whale.

Punch a whale? That would be strangely satisfying.

 

[tjarne]

Walking away from a car that explodes behind you while not looking back, preferably with a hot chick and putting on a cool set of shades.

Experiencing a full scale cavalry charge.

 

[Logic 0]

Souplex a train then wrestle an aliagator.

 

[Vhite]

Eat Ozzy Osbourne.

 

[the Dept of Science]

Threesome is something that I feel would definately be something that's not entirely out the realms of possibility.

I was also thinking, maybe die in the most violent way possible. In a war, fighting wild animals, big explosion, horrible bondage accident, something like that. A bloody mess would be a fitting epitaph.

 

[Jedamethis]

Kill something bigger than me with my bare hands.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

Killing a bear, using only a spork. Or maybe kill one of the Old Ones. Kill something you shouldn't be able to beat, using only a spork. Bonus points if the aforementioned being was immortal prior to encountering the doom-laden item of cutlery