Manly things to do before you die.
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Punch the Pope in the face. Then whip out your penis on international television and make sweet love to the hottest news reporter in the vicinity.
Hell yeah! : DSmartIdiot said:
I hear sex while falling and fighting is teh shiznit! I thought everyone dreamed about that?
Throw oil in someone's face, then light your fist on fire, then punch them in the face while yelling "FALCON....PAWNCH!"
Do pushups on your fists/ punch stuff to the point where your knuckles are constantly scarred.
Lift barbell weights to the point where your palms have blisters at the base of your fingers.
Roundhouse kick a metal pole as hard as you can, with your shin.
Do pushups on your fists/ punch stuff to the point where your knuckles are constantly scarred.
Lift barbell weights to the point where your palms have blisters at the base of your fingers.
Roundhouse kick a metal pole as hard as you can, with your shin.
I uh... yeah... yeah of course. I think about it all the time.Phenom828 said:
[sub]Mustn't look non-manly in front of everyone...[/sub]
That.wizzerd229 said:
And armwrestle a grizzly.
And surf on a great white shark while shooting in the air with a machine gun and smoking a cigar.
Defeat 40 men with nothing but my bare fists, followed by 50 more men where I defeat them with the courses of the first 40 men.
Rip the beating heart out of someone and show it to them before they die
headbutt a Grisly bear
Catch salmon with nothing but my bare hands
Walk into a comic convention yell "NERDS!!" at the top of my lungs and then punch every nerd in the entire building
Box a kangaroo
Then ride a Thermo nuclear warhead down to Earth "Dr.Strangelove" style while smoking a cigar to finish it off.
Rip the beating heart out of someone and show it to them before they die
headbutt a Grisly bear
Catch salmon with nothing but my bare hands
Walk into a comic convention yell "NERDS!!" at the top of my lungs and then punch every nerd in the entire building
Box a kangaroo
Then ride a Thermo nuclear warhead down to Earth "Dr.Strangelove" style while smoking a cigar to finish it off.
threesome with two girls.
However, one of the most awesome things I think would be this:
1:Buy a pair of blue suede shoes
2:Fly to Memphis. Buy a first class ticket and make sure that it's pouring.
3:Walk in Memphis, on Beale. (Ten feet off ground optional)
4:Follow Union Avenue up to Graceland.
5
ay respects to the King.
6:Go to a church there
7:Sing a song (What dignity? You're about to freakin' die! Why do you give a shit?)
8ie happy.
Marc Cohn-Walking in Memphis
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However, one of the most awesome things I think would be this:
1:Buy a pair of blue suede shoes
2:Fly to Memphis. Buy a first class ticket and make sure that it's pouring.
3:Walk in Memphis, on Beale. (Ten feet off ground optional)
4:Follow Union Avenue up to Graceland.
5
ay respects to the King.6:Go to a church there
7:Sing a song (What dignity? You're about to freakin' die! Why do you give a shit?)
8
ie happy.Marc Cohn-Walking in Memphis
follow the link to understand.
Seriously? Mayo? If you were a real man you'd eat it dry!clzark said:put some mayo on that and I'll be all over itBorntolose said:
I wanna get shot.
