Leap out of a plane with your shirt off and shout "<url=http://www.teamfortress.com/war/saxtonhale/02.htm>SATXTON HAAAALE!!!"
Manly things to do before you die.
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no, no, you're thinking of the term 'pansy'.marter said:
'Manly' can only mean bringing down a transformer with your bare hands and then riding a triceratops into the sunset.
I see the way you feel about the term then.captaincabbage said:
I'll stick by my statement, but if we have to have a stereotypical 'Manly' moment, mine would be to jump off of a roof and escape with only minor injuries. Preferably landing on someone you don't like very much.
You know what? Fuck it.
Be the highest non-instructor rank in the army cadets.
[small]Ok its not exactly manly...[/small]
Be the highest non-instructor rank in the army cadets.
[small]Ok its not exactly manly...[/small]
Bring Teddy Roosevelt to life and beat him to death with a rubber chicken. Especially difficult considering he's more badass than Chuck Norris. [http://www.cracked.com/article_15895_the-5-most-badass-presidents-all-time_p5.html]
I'd also like to tear a tank into scrap with a lawn chair. Just 'cause.
I'd also like to tear a tank into scrap with a lawn chair. Just 'cause.
- Have sex in space
- Have sex while skydiving
- Have sex in the Vatican, in front of the pope
- Kick the pope right in the balls
- Fuck Megan Fox and Scarlett Johannson (this one can intertwine with #1, #2 or #3)
- Win a staring contest against my own reflection
- Kill Justin Bieber (your welcome, world)
- Punch Kirk Cameron in the face
- Have sex while skydiving
- Have sex in the Vatican, in front of the pope
- Kick the pope right in the balls
- Fuck Megan Fox and Scarlett Johannson (this one can intertwine with #1, #2 or #3)
- Win a staring contest against my own reflection
- Kill Justin Bieber (your welcome, world)
- Punch Kirk Cameron in the face
i agree, youd get the satisfaction of punching something hundreds of times your size, you wont get killed and cos it would hardly notice you dont have animal cruelty holding you backPrometherion said:
That just gave me a really funny mental image that will be stuck in my head through my exam tomorrow.SmartIdiot said:
OT: Pretty much everything in these lyrics http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmeUuoxyt_E
Though... Some might say i'll never be manly if i listen to Nickelback, but shut up cuz i like Van Halen and Dragonforce too.
work hard to earn an invitation to the fanciest dinner possible (prefferably with the queen present) and show up in T-shirt and jeans and talk very rudely
Skydive into a grocery store and pull all the coffee dispenser handles, then get airlifted out by a blackhawk helicopter.
A lot of guys are sayin threesome, but, and you can disbelieve me if you wish, the only time a threesome is good is if both girls are very open to doing things to each other as well.
On that note: Open the Autobot Matrix and defeat Galvatron with my bare hands. Then, go into the Matrix (the other one filled with wooden acting) and punch Neo in the balls while boning Trinity. She's not that hot, it would just piss him off more.
On that note: Open the Autobot Matrix and defeat Galvatron with my bare hands. Then, go into the Matrix (the other one filled with wooden acting) and punch Neo in the balls while boning Trinity. She's not that hot, it would just piss him off more.
